Smaug the Book Hoarder

“But I don’t want to go among mad people,“ Alice remarked. "Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.” “How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice. “You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”    ―    Lewis Carroll   

Q

I can’t believe we all live in a close approximation of the Ace Attorney universe.

when you finish a paper just before the deadline and have no time to edit

Just One Word Book Photo Challenge | July | 21. Library 

my books are shelved alphabetically according to author and I love lending and recommending them to friends, so basically I’m a tiny library, yes? 

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

My mother left my sister and I at a museum book&gift shop and cafe while she went on a job interview, so I bought myself a coloring book to pass the time!! #bookstagram #books #prideandprejudice #janeausten

Dire need in my life

Do y’all follow me on Bookstagram? :)

2016 mood

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

An excellent sports bra.

I saw this dog walking himself through new york today and it made my life

adam sandler’s shooting a movie at my (very queer liberal arts) college this week and facebook has become a very surreal place. people keep posting stuff like “man i thought adam sandler would be a jerk but i just keep seeing him complimenting peoples’ pastel hair dye and helping people carry things” and “aw man i’m gonna be late to class, i cant leave the building because adam sandler is kicking the shit out of ben stiller”

this one’s my favorite

Bought some classics with my credit at the used bookstore today. 

I’m a teenager and I even hate teenagers

Ah yes, because the princesses have been such terrible role models. They have taught such horrific lessons such as…

Stop pitting female characters against each other. 

A dress is not a weakness.

all of this

We are Unworthy