Miffy traffic light, Utrecht Netherlands

bubble-blowin’ double-baby

me: cringe culture is extremely toxic and we need to stop shaming people for their interests when they’re not actively hurting anyone

y’all, making me question my will to keep breathing on this hellish earth: here’s my self-cest inflation fanfic where markiplier has a threesome with different personas of himself and then licks the feet of the game grumps guys after they step in strawberry preserves. also check out my kin moodboards for various WWII political figures.

me:

uhhhhhhhhh i just figured out that “ofc” is “of fucking course” but this whole time i’ve been reading it “ofcourse” ………… anyway if u need a dumbass just hmu

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

cats be like…. mrrw prrp? =^•ω•^= mrrp

…

@0fficialbigfoot

this is the best one

HAGIBFIAFAFDB IM WHEEZING ON MY BED THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN IN YEARS

they just. straight up showed batmans dick in a recent comic. uncensored 

NSFW obviously but here it is 

what the fuck

i think about this a lot

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

protect him

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

This man deserves everything let him he happy

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are.

Compare with this image from the GQ article last February:

Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc.

The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but he’s still lovely to look at, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

Could we leave one of the very rarely found unproblematic white dudes alone?

His GQ piece is amazing and heartbreaking. He’s such a beautiful person.

Not only that but only utter garbage people body shame.

my neck, my back

they hurt, they are Sore

me @ the demons that stand at the end of my bed:

it’s a lot warmer under the covers if you wanna come cuddle

This doesn’t sound like it was composed by a human

That’s ‘cause it was composed by the spider wizard

me all day everyday: softer voices please

when my brain manages to pump out some dopamine

*whispers during sex* thanks for temporarily filling my existential emptiness with ur dick