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@slimetony / slimetony.com

im randy

If i ever yelled at you on this website im sorry

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

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queer-google-searches

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

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real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

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I am here to set the record straight. I stole the post because I wanted to get a lot of notes. I didnt even like the post

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Yeah I’m haunted by everything I’ve ever done. This is very normal actually

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

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queer-google-searches

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

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real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

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I am here to set the record straight. I stole the post because I wanted to get a lot of notes. I didnt even like the post

There are so many things to pog about in this epic freaking world

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me: *showing vacation pics* and this is from where we went t- 

 guy who plays geoguessr for 14 hours a day: I know.

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Every day I am influenced psychically by hundreds of people chanting in a big circle around a scary rock evil powers and theyre making me get on computer and typing every number in order in a notepad file and if i lose count i have to start over and i do this for sixteen hours a day

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I want to go on Good Morning America to talk about this

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I will explain it more clearly on TV with a live audience and i wont say anything weird

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Every day I am influenced psychically by hundreds of people chanting in a big circle around a scary rock evil powers and theyre making me get on computer and typing every number in order in a notepad file and if i lose count i have to start over and i do this for sixteen hours a day

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I want to go on Good Morning America to talk about this

Every day I am influenced psychically by hundreds of people chanting in a big circle around a scary rock evil powers and theyre making me get on computer and typing every number in order in a notepad file and if i lose count i have to start over and i do this for sixteen hours a day

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popeye_sailor10349213802: im sad

popeye_sailor10349213802: im not doing good

BLuTo-2005: I'm sorry man. Whats wrong.

popeye_sailor10349213802: spinach doesnt work on me any more

olive.oyl1337: ok

popeye_sailor10349213802: spinach stopped working on me even if i eat a mountain height pile of cans if spinach

olive.oyl1337: ok