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Spark/Ezra Elias // all pronouns // tme // 19
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Mangrove community :-)

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having a post blow up is great because you can check out so many awful people’s blogs and be reminded that the world is unsafe outside of your small bubble. you’re loved here. the others are out to get you. never forget that

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If u are an anxiety stricken young person reading my blog right now and worrying about your media consumption I would like to tell you that You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. And that is from Wild Geese by Mary Oliver. Delete your twitter account now

I wish people understood that in order to effectively argue with someone about societal issues, politics, or religion… you have to understand and work within their worldview. You have to use some of their vocabulary. You have to listen to what they say, and try to understand where they are coming from. Ask clarifying questions and allow them to explain their perspective and logic. Recognize their humanity. Respond patiently. Your goal should not be to convince them right away, but to plant seeds of ideas in their head to mull over.

In Peter Pan, Hook says this line:

“No little children love me.”

And Maria Tartar made this footnote on it in The Annotated Peter Pan :

“Pauline Chase, the American actress who played Peter Pan from 1906 to 1913 in New York, recounted children’s reactions to this line: “Stern voices in front have been heard calling out in reply, ‘Serves you right!’ but all are not so hard-hearted. I remember two mites being brought round, behind the scenes because they had something they wanted to say to Captain Hook, but awe fell upon them when he shook their hands (with his hook), and they could only stare at him, and say not a word. When he had gone, however, they looked very woeful, and kept repeating ‘We wanted to tell him, we wanted to tell him,’ and they explained to me that what they wanted to tell him was that they loved him.’”

I thought this was really cute.♡

Radfems will believe literally anything trans people say, that's why it's so important to be dumb as hell. Hold on.

the hormones trans people take are actually extracted directly from cis people’s bloodstream. that’s why there are shortages, because no one wants to donate anymore because of the pandemic

Being trans made my cum taste like candy canes. I use it to seduce all the trad cath guys from their wives by promising them it's not gay to suck a girl's dick. In the trad community they whisper about me in terror, I'm known as "Peppermint Sally and her Devil Dick."

We use the Shinigami Eyes extension in real life too. And we can mark people red and green, red means instant annihilation.

Electronic screens just stop our powers (ever since screens went LCD it's been a pain), so we need the browser extension. Kinda bothersome, but we're resourceful 🤷🏻‍♂️

Anyone else coming to the "Evil Trans Society" festival tomorrow? I'm taking the DWC bus line and I'll bring some HRT cookies from that batch I sneaked into the girl scout's sale last week.

Trans people all have special molecules in our skin which absorb sound and human alpha brain waves which give it special properties so that when cis people argue with us our skin is able to reflexively bounce these ideas away. We emit monofilament gender molecular chains which bond with the unique chemical structures in cis pores, causing everything they say to bounce off of trans people like rubber and stick to them like glue.

Sometimes being from a big city is so annoying everyone's like omg I'm gonna be in Chicago what should I do while I'm there!!!! Well I don't know. When I lived there I was really into going to school and then going home