moved to illicitphan

petition for things to stop

when you reblog your own post cause it didn’t get notes

when boys have bleu eyes <3

i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

No more.

I honestly hope that, in my lifetime, rape culture will at least be diminished if not destroyed altogether.

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

sexual orientation: 

*tries to make a joke on this website* 

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

me in 70 years

how many elmos must die

mmmAAAAIIIIILLLL

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

Listening to illegally downloaded music like