could you make a new emoji for me
every single channel is airing news of the queen's death except E4 which refuses to interrupt reruns of the big bang theory

im gonna be honest, i love the new tumblr icon. it feels very in line with what tumblr has been doing recently (completely ignoring what every other social media platform is doing and taking a hard left into “what the fuck is that” territory).
it has absolutely nothing to do with any of tumblr’s other branding or any current design trends (that i’ve seen) and that’s honestly perfect.
i feel like this guy is the spiritual successor to clippy and i love that and i think he needs a name.
(i also feel like this is the face everyone makes when they use the blaze feature to force their shitposts onto the feeds of 500 random, unsuspecting victims.)
actually i lied he’s not perfect. there’s one change i would make.
Ya’ll complain you don’t want the peeps from facebook and twitter and insta to come back here and ruin this place but you dont appreciate the gunshots we gotta fire into the air to lower property values.
these two contributions to this post are my absolute favorite. thank you for ur service
My phone takes shitty pictures but I thought y'all would like this
obsessed with this post because it forced me to pronounce “meatballs” in a way i never would have before. meæãt balls
we make eye contact and i connect to the wifi in your brain and i delete half of your memories and make you left handed
But I am left handed. And I already have a poor memory, so good luck finding anything worth deleting.
WAIT A MINUTE
hello I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. The anonymity of tumblr means that I associate my idea/image of you with your icon and sometimes I look at people’s icons and I’m like ‘hmmm….what is that and why?’
so pls reblog this and comment in the tags the meaning behind your icon and why you chose it. this is a social experiment. do it for science pls.
i love when random tumblr users find my blog and go through it liking and reblogging everything in a frenzy, it feels like i’ve been cultivating a nice backyard with a lovely birdbath and feeder and i’ve glanced out the window to see a bird going absolutely wild with it










