Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music
most sexual motherfucker in the ocean.
*makes a smart character* *realizes im the one who has to make them smart*
i hate you youtube shorts i hate you instagram reels i hate you tiktokification of all social media
something inexplicable to me about this video it's making my lungs hurt from laughing
i believe in the inherent goodness of people
humanity named kindness it must know kindness
Reblog if you want to drink the murky and sinister drinks in Team Galactic’s Fridge
sorry i think this is probably the absolute funniest fucking thumbnail you could possibly put for a sleep ASMR video
my dad, teaching me how to grill: now the heat takes care of a lot but if you were really homophobic you might be looking at the thing, asking yourself, is this clean?
me, desperately keeping a straight face: dad do you mean germophobic
Anonymous asked:
Can you auction off your remains when you are unalive? I need them.
how old are you??? you can say dead here this isnt tiktok. watch. dead dead kill kill die sex drugs kill dead murder assassination suicide cunt fuck bitch see nothing
US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains
I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this
I like how you think.
seeing cis women get called men by transphobes, seeing men on that "take her swimming on the first date" shit, seeing people think celebrities aren't wearing make up if they don't have red lipstick, all of that shit really black-pilled me to the idea of passing. like nobody knows what women actually look like not even cis people