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Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Cheese

@simonjadis / simonjadis.tumblr.com

Simon (he/him) INTJ, Pagan (devotional polytheist), queer, nerd, feminist, huge fan of transhumanism, writer, he/him Water Tribe, Sith, Team Mystic, Blue Ajah, pro-Mage Rights. I'd still identify as a Slytherin but Joanne ruined that and everything else I have too many fandoms to count and I post too much about Dragon Age Speaking of Dragon Age, my header photo is of my Dragon Age protagonists, by the talented @jadenite

weirdest thing about going from "average height girl" to now "really short guy" is that women really do see me and want to put me in their purse

As a short king i can make distress call that summons nearby MILFS to come rushing over to protect me from circling hawks

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what if everyone referred to him solely as "princess diana's ex-husband"

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we take you now live to the shamefully expensive spectacle: the coronation of princess diana's ex-husband

It's utterly magnetic when a character's rage is quiet and precise. When they don't scream and throw things but they just b r e a t h e and very very calmly aim their fury like an arrow shooting inexorably towards the target of their wrath. It captures my attention, I lean in close, I wait for the hit. It never disappoints.

Honestly, JK Rowling is beyond parody.

She’s always hated Harry Potter fans who have pointed out issues with Harry Potter or have questioned plot holes caused by her own poor planning.

And now she’s going to strawman them in a new book by saying they’ve been led astray by a group who have it ‘out for her’.

This is probably the most cringe boomer book she could write.

"the evil trans fantasy fans are the enemy, here, not me" says millionaire using a pen name of old psychiatrist who performed conversion therapy

Wait, hold up on that last point! What the fuck?!

Oh yeah.