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mrkwrdo

@siliconvalleyslut / siliconvalleyslut.tumblr.com

'the social network' blog! main: @kazuutoes admin: Kaz/she/her, everything is tagged unlike my main blog haha !!also reblogs stuff related to the actors!! stuff made by me: #kazmakesthings
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fake movie fact that’s like “jesse eisenberg wanted to eat a twizzler in the movie The Social Network but aaron sorkin refused because the real mark zuckerberg was a red vines man. this fight put production on pause for 2 1/2 days.”

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Social Network (2010) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eduardo Saverin/Mark Zuckerberg Characters: Eduardo Saverin, Mark Zuckerberg Additional Tags: Inspired by Music, CEO of writing sappy stuff for fun, No Dialogue, Wardo loves Mark and that’s all there is to it, Calm Before The Storm, sleeping, Short Summary:

If he actually thought about it, sleeping is extremely vulnerable.

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dUde mother fuckinG facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking bElieve this shIt goddamn creator of facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowin the boat fuck yo shit I cant even fuckin believe this shit have you seen this shit Fuck I just watched this shit Fuck Jesse EisenberG man motherfucking spiderman spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build sHit with his barE hAnDs fucking best friend shit jeSse Eisenberg I’m very tired No man I’ll just talk aBout the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to bE sO interested in the shit I have to say about the facebook movie fUck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over spiderman crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented faceboOk Who the fuck invented Facebook

MARK ZUCKERBERG

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literally imagine being eduardo. you’ve just had the worst day of your life. came all the way out to fucking silicon valley to have a party with your boyfriend. and he kicks you out of the company! which also secures that breakup! so you break his laptop. go back to your hotel to cry before telling your asshole dad what happened. and the front desk is like “oh someone sent you this.” you get handed a bouquet of red roses and wonder if your now ex-boyfriend sent it. but no. it’s from the justin timberlake look alike that encouraged your boyfriend to kick you out of the company in the first place. and you know this because he requested a personalised card.

“sorry dude :( my bad - sean”