Life as a Social Papaya

Zoey, Standard Poodle (8 y/o), Central Park, New York, NY • “She just had her haircut. I can’t get down the street without people asking about her. I’ve had poodles before – there’s just something special about her.”

Respectability politics are deadly garbage no matter what form they take.

And this is why if your feminism isn’t intersectional, I’m not interested in having anything to do with you. 

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

this is beyond perfect, she is beyond perfect

Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.

guys... this is an ad for snickers about how "you aren't you when you're hungry" as in builders are naturally sexist assholes who only become feminist when they're hungry...

hurray!

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license

I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD 

It always gets me when MRAs bring up the draft as an example of discrimination against men. Yes, it’s true that no woman in America has ever been subject to conscription in times of war; however, being that the most recent draft was in 1973, most likely neither have you. If you get to drag up stuff that happened before you were born, so does everybody else - and I’m pretty sure the ladies are going to win that particular game of misery poker.

BAM.

Go Forth and Educate Yourselves!

I’d also highly recommend watching the Jane Elliot Brown-eye/Blue-eye experiments, which can be found here: