me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

Y’all know you can get free Youtube Red by going to Redtube.com right smh

poplar tundlr blog: haha that moment when u don’t like someone *gif of sad cat* (18,999 notes)

me: quality photo of my foot, 720p x 400p, has a wife and 2 kids……..(2 notes)

There are so many things about this vine that fucking kill me

-The suspenseful showdown music you hear in movies -The fact that they so obviously stuffed something huge into their shirts to imitate breasts -The second kid urgently slapping his hands together while talking -The sunglasses -The fact that this all started over “hanging out with Kaitlin yesterday” -Rebecca pulling out the fucking toy gun -“I won’t hesitate, bitch.”

we haven’t even covered: 

-the camera slow-zooming in and out on rebecca’s face -to great effect for the surprise gun reveal -rebecca’s eyebrows going up as she utters the first consonant of “bitch” -rebecca’s voice dropping an octave on “bitch” -the inflection and the little head shake on “hesitate” -the BELIEVE THE HYPE t-shirt -i’ve seriously watched this vine… hundreds of times

Satan is homosexual, and God is only sending homosexuals to Hell in an attempt to set him up with someone.

Christians: gay people are filthy abominations and they’re gonna burn in hell for eternity Y'all demons: make this post

Nikki: Miley, What’s good?

Miley: 

me eating something straight out the oven: bitch??? this shit is hot as fuck?? what in the hell omg

so what now

[college ad] High schoolers: You’ve sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

me: *knows 2017 is when the consequences of 2016′s horrible events will start to be reflected*

2017: i’m gonna be a great year!

both of us:

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

why is that so fuckin funny