what the everloving fuck

Julie Bell - Wet - 1996

Hieronymus Bosch, The Garden of Earthly Delights, ca. 1503-1505 (detail)

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

Help, I’m trying to finish my degree in marine biology, but I’m dummy thicc and the crack of my ass cheeks keeps ensnaring the eels.

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

cancel culture was invented in 1692 in the town of salem, massachusetts

Disinfecting Pericles who died from the plague in 429 B.C.

It’s a little late now.

Wow China sure is scary! Hey what’s that up there at the top

Another “funny” graph:

I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped

at first I thought this post was going to bash horny internet fangirls, but it turned out great.

-featherless

-biped

This is a man

you're not bad with money you're just living in a society that underpays you, overcharges you, then gaslights you into feeling guilty for needing to eat

well. I also have poor impulse control and spend most of my time on the internet where countless businesses are trying to get me to buy their goods through extremely niche targeted advertising that I am almost powerless to resist

so u admit that ure aware that capitalism purposefully tries to cater highly specific ads even going as far as to buy ur personal data all in an attempt to get u to buy things w the little disposable income u have. nd that they go out of their way to brainwash u into wanting the products theyre selling, making brands into personalities so that u see corporations as ppl nd get addicted to the brief serotonin rush of spending bc that’s one of the view ways to feel fleeting happiness bc the system saps the joy out of life? so how is it the individual’s fault that theyre trapped in this system?

The Novosibirsk Zoo recently welcomed a bunch of Pallas’s kittens and I’m. Just look at them.

memes that get you unfriended by relatives on facebook

Losing my mind over this post on r/NoStupidQuestions

passing another imposter really feels like this

i saw the tags and realized this is about the among us video game but when i first read the post i just thought this was about me and someone else who also has imposter syndrome 

hey Emily I know we haven’t talked in 5 or 6 years, how’s it going? kids doing good? pregnancy going okay for you? anyway I sent you this because some rando on the Internet thought you might be happier knowing you inadvertently reposted MLP fetish art. wait what’s MLP? well okay let me start off with saying I am a completely normal individual caught in the crosshairs of a violently loud subculture on the internet I am not actually a part of but I constantly bear witness to. secondly does your kid watch cartoons? well you might have seen

This post left more questions than answers

here are your answers. I don’t know if you still want them

Bonus:

There is one patch of sunlight that falls in my apartment and every time I see it I think ‘a cat would look so good there.’

I got a cat and she found it.