whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?

i may be stupid

This is the text version of looking for your glasses when they are on your head

"You can't consume problematic media!"

Maybe YOU can't. I, on the other hand, have critical thinking skills and a lot of spite

I am also incredibly sexy

terrifying and incomprehensible to the human mind?

@wajjs

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well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this

HOLY FUCK

????????????

power song

wHaT

this is art—

ITS A BOP

👀 this is a certified banger!

its one am and this is funny to me

Im frustrated that i have to make a post about this, but this blog is 18+. That means MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. Thats includes following my blog, liking my posts, sending asks, and reblogging my art. This isnt anything against you personally, but there are lots of reprocussions for both parties when you purposefully engage with adult content. Admittedly tumblr is pretty mild nowadays, but that doesnt mean you can simply ignore the wishes of the creator and others such as myself. When a blog says DO NOT INTERACT, YOU DONT INTERACT. Plain and simple. Not only is it disrepectful to them as a creator, but it can be dangerous as well. I dont care how old you are, or how "mature" you think you are - by vurtue of pulling this crap youre definitely showing me that youre NOT - you are NOT WELCOMED HERE.

tl;dr: MINORS DONT INTERACT WITH MY BLOG

(WARNING: Rated 18+ for foul language and sexual jokes/references. Listener’s discretion is advised.)

In honor of @invertedmindinc’s birthday, I decided to put together an audio skit of Your Boyfriend and Your Girlfriend wishing her a Happy Birthday.

Special thank you to LaughingMan from Black Shepherd Games for not only voicing Boyfriend himself, but also collaborating with me on the script and helping with the audio editing.

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I STILL LOVE THIS!!

This was an amazing gift! Nothing like listening to them suppress their urge to kill one another~

Disculpen por mi inglés x’d lo admito uso google traductor :’U xD

Minicomic YOUR BOYFRIEND GAME! ❤️‍🔥👀

No or Yes

The OG!! 🖤🖤

the joke is that he would never settle for being your second husband

most fucked up fact about evangelion is when its revealed that the giant robots are actually really big regular guys and the red stuff that comes out of them when they get hit isnt cooling fluid or whatever its like actual human blood. second most fucked evangelion fact is that shinji’s netflix VA has a karkat themed twitter account

i should clarify that i endorse this fully and i hope they never change their layout. seeing a verified karkat twitter account and then seeing THAT fucking pinned tweet is like taking two consecutive punches to the throat and i mean this positively

wHAT???

Encounter: fishin’ magician

Read more here:

Friendly reminder that GIMP does pretty much everything Photoshop does, and it’s 100% free. Fuck DRM and the license culture, we have plenty of open source options available to us as a consumer.

If Adobe is going to be greedy shitheads, then fuck ‘em. Don’t use their stuff. Freeware can be just as good, if not better, than Adobe CC.

reblog to save a digital arts major

Reblog to save an artist.

oh jEEZ

I will keep saying this: GIMP sucks butts.

- Medibang Paint and Fire Alpaca for more cartoon style illustration

- Krita for painting

- Clip Studio Paint (not free, but often on sale and cheap even at full price) is better than PS for art and I’m about to cut adobe entirely. Even does some photo editing.

- Paint Tool SAI (again, not free but cheap) old but good, there’s a ton of hacked copies around too. Not hard to get for free.

- Open Tunez for animation.

I’m currently using Affinity Photo and it’s a great Photoshop alternative. One time fee only and it’s not really expensive, plus supports PSD formats. Free trial available too! Davinci Resolve for video editing is amazing as well! :)

Another great art program to include in the list is the completely free, no download, browser recreation of photoshop, Photopea! It has the potential/customizability to be as robust as a full copy of photoshop while also being perfectly accessible to anyone looking to just do some quick edits with no strings attached.

Also, heads up to anyone using it,

As of July 5th 2021, Audacity is now considered a potential spyware security risk,

so please approach it with caution and do some research on the situation as things progress.

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

Hiya! I think they’re talking about this post from 6 years ago when you did the exact opposite. 

Technically true.

He got the job.

He takes his job seriously.

Dude seems like he’s doing alright.