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i’m in this photo and i don’t like it?

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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe
I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

why does no one know how to rec things at all LOL

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im about to be kind of petty but i just saw a book (one i read, enjoyed, and would recommend) recced as follows: 

  • Black Sun by Rebecca Roanhorse. Super cool worldbuilding with indigenous influence, queer characters and a character with neopronouns, pirates and sirens and crows, what more do you need?

(the reclist was “non-YA dark/gritty queer + minimal romance)

and its like. well one thing i might need is any kind of actual indication of the kind of plot. lol. 

like. please tell me that: 1. it’s the first book in a series. (i had only ever seen it recced as stand-alone) 2. any information about the plot or setting AT ALL other than “it has indigenous-inspired worldbuilding and a character with neopronouns” that’s like telling me a dish has cinnamon in it without telling me whether it is a snickerdoodle or, like, lamb tagine. 

for instance: “it’s an ensemble cast story about the various factors and factions contributing to - and attempting to prevent - the inevitable implosion of an empire already on the verge of collapse.” that’s not much of a rec but it’s enough that you can then tell me about. the cinnamon. and have it mean something.

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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?