No thoughts, only Fully articulated iron crab, Japanese, 18th century
dads are so right about falling asleep on the couch with your arms crossed
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN
in this world it’s sleeb or be sleeben
i’m in this photo and i don’t like it?
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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe
I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus
why does no one know how to rec things at all LOL
im about to be kind of petty but i just saw a book (one i read, enjoyed, and would recommend) recced as follows:
- Black Sun by Rebecca Roanhorse. Super cool worldbuilding with indigenous influence, queer characters and a character with neopronouns, pirates and sirens and crows, what more do you need?
(the reclist was “non-YA dark/gritty queer + minimal romance)
and its like. well one thing i might need is any kind of actual indication of the kind of plot. lol.
like. please tell me that: 1. it’s the first book in a series. (i had only ever seen it recced as stand-alone) 2. any information about the plot or setting AT ALL other than “it has indigenous-inspired worldbuilding and a character with neopronouns” that’s like telling me a dish has cinnamon in it without telling me whether it is a snickerdoodle or, like, lamb tagine.
for instance: “it’s an ensemble cast story about the various factors and factions contributing to - and attempting to prevent - the inevitable implosion of an empire already on the verge of collapse.” that’s not much of a rec but it’s enough that you can then tell me about. the cinnamon. and have it mean something.
Passionate about little baby potatoes baked with garlic, butter, rosemary, and sea salt
what’s that noise.
sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other
i’m going to check
the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….
Diversity win! The snowstorm keeping you from going to work is bisexual.
Oh-bi-o
Ain’t got a care in world,
but got plenty of beer.
Ain’t got no money in my pocket,
B U T I ’ M A L R E A D Y H E R E.
*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before
Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people
What the fuck
OP gave me ten seconds
heard y'all talking rpg classes
When I find myself in times of trouble
Brother Franky comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Hey quick question:
Why are One Piece posts that I made THREE YEARS AGO getting notes again in this the year of our Lord 2017?
Posts are still circulating here in 2021




