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rare pokemon: *flees*

me: im sick of fake people coming in and out of my life. youre either here or youre not. its beyond disgusting how i still need to say this in 2016

me

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

My girlfriend painted me a Pepe the frog for my birthday

need me a freak like that 😩👌💦💦👏😘

My girlfriend won’t even text me back

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

Esmorolda and Corpet

kelverse

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

tryna post a selfie like

good grades the entire year but fucking up ur final exam

“hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-” “haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE”