life finds a way

mutuals do this to me

me trying to sound employable: i love effort.... and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

i feel as if robert pattinson’s batman could go full slut and no i will not elaborate on that

and how exactly am i supposed to find love in a world where no one will say “you have bewitched me body and soul” to me as a pickup line unironically??? that’s what i thought

Boss and Captain

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

I would be dead

You CAN connect NYC and LA using non-rectangular counties.

Petition to make this a new state

Idaho Plus

long island 2 electric bugaloo

longer island

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

you know when the hero dies and they try to resurrect him but he comes back slightly wrong and unhinged and without morals? vine vs tiktok

omg Bella Swan look out behind you the car is skidding oh no she has airpods in she can’t hear us oh god oh fuck

“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948. 

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

*in a horse accent* help

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!