That cat is absolutely an orphan-generating coal baron. The mustache and top-hat are there in spirit, if not actually.
Sometimes the cost of science is terribly cruel for example this ribbon seal who will probably never get laid again
However, giving the bluethroat a little bracelet made them extremely sexy to other birds….
Pro-fuck and anti-fuck accessories
I just drew Part III from memory.
Sorry, Polnareff fans
Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason
ask-oncies-jizz
this is the most distressing post ive ever read because not only have i never once seen or even heard of this but there are dozens of people in the notes reaffirming it with shit like “yeah i do that all the time” “i had a friend who could do this on command” what the real, genuine fucking fuck
Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You
Why is hair so high maintenance I think we should be able to control our hair with our minds fuck this
Anonymous asked:
If you were to receive compliments on your appearance what kind would you prefer. Ex: handsome, pretty, cute, etc.
use your imagination
stop using your imagination
I remember seeing a clip of this years ago this ISNT a case of lazy translation he’s literally saying “speaks Japanese” IN Japanese
