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big mood
I can’t get over this
me screaming in another plane of existence
danekez
uncle-dre2-deactivated20210813
@astrosigner S is your favorite!
Happy 4th of July
sneakera-smith
This spoke to my soul
vaanjie-deactivated20190701
coreydrake
Seriously, who is this Ben person? lol
Who TF is B Nicholas
- bachelor parties that are “prison” themed (because marriage is a prison??? get it??? GET IT???)
- “it’s not a real relationship unless you fight once a day!!!!”
- <proposes to girl> <marries girl> <spends rest of life complaining about being married to girl>
- “today my wife asked me to go with her… TO THE MALL! WOMEN AMIRITE?!”
- men who have been married to a woman for 10+ years who STILL freak at the mere mention of periods
- that whole “men are from mars women are from venus” bullshit that happened in the 90s (which, i may add, was based off a book written by somebody who claimed to have credentials he didn’t really have and has had all his theories debunked)
- women being expected to cook and clean for their husbands and remind them to bathe and essentially act like their mothers
- women being expected to take their husbands’ last name but people absolutely balking at the idea of the man taking the woman’s
- wives on tv who are portrayed as shrewish killjoys for… expecting the husband to pitch in and help with the housework once and a while
- tv marriages where the couples seem to borderline hate each other
- tv marriages that are based entirely on manipulation, name-calling, and nonstop fighting and most of the conflict comes from both parties refusing to just sit down and talk about it or to compromise
- entire reality tv shows based on dysfunctional marriages where the couples goes on tv to fight it out
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: straight people are fucking weird
capnsmarvel-deactivated20181114
Why are we not getting the hell out of here?
Because my theory is half-baked, Gus. Something isn’t sitting right with me.
sorrowsounds
What show is this
Psych. Best show ever made.
Me in the midwest
tiro de meta (08C, 08D) /// N64 ROM Corruption /// FIFA 98: Road to the World Cup
Yet another unrealistic beauty standard for men
was driving with my girlfriend and spotted a vulture with a broken wing standing on the side of the road. there was an animal hospital nearby with a wildlife unit so we pulled over and picked it up and drove it to tufts. i think its got a good chance at survival and it feels good to have been able to make the call and help an injured wild animal out
the funniest part of this was showing up at the Tufts emergency room with all these average folks with their dogs sitting politely on leashes in the waiting room and us being two very sweaty, disheveled haggy dykes who are bursting in and nearly running up to the desk holding a vulture in nothing but our bare hands and the look of extreme shock and horror on everybody’s face
Gay culture is bursting into an animal clinic looking to get medical treatment for a carrion bird
billiam-spockspeare
do men like having their genitals kicked? combat boot lesbians in new survey say yes
Mundus Haruca carens non dignus est qui servetur.
A world without Haruka isn’t worth saving.
Anonymous asked:
You should work on your arms. Just saying.
THE FUCK IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING?
Hehe I had to :3
Honestly Im shocked it took this long
gay swans you are doing amazing sweeties
[flips thru pages]
I dont remember this being part of The Gay Agenda but I’m into it?
Source: attitude.co.uk