I am super against light pollution, and have been for decades

but I am also super annoyed by the way it's framed as "without light pollution you can see how beautiful the night sky is" way more prominently than it's framed as "hey, did you ever stop to think of how much energy/resources/money are literally wasted by having so much light shine up into the sky?"

so people get the idea that light pollution can only be remedied by eliminating all night-time light, which would make being outside at night very inconvenient, instead of by making night-time light shine only on the ground where, y'know, the people who need it are

The mildest example of what OP's talking about in Dunedin, Aotearoa:

This is just with the streetlamp equivalent of using lampshades. Imagine what truly directional city lights could achieve?

I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?

Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.

It means he only DROPPED SOUP

Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe

ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD

The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????

what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????

It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!

GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!

I'M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!

FUCK YOU!!!!

Someone please draw the color of the sky as a very tall twink.

Oh shit, I’m an artist. Hold up.

Personally, I like his shoe laces. I bet you’d never guess where he got them.

Dunno if anyone’s done this yet but…

i love how this is so uniquely Tumblr™ that no one from any other website would get this.

Im… Im not sorry

I decided to make it worse 

Sexy Leg Einstein Post

Gradient Zone Post

and MishaPocolypse join the group

color theory hospital post

I want you all to know that I despise every single one of you.

Can I interest you in some fine copper ingots

He has survived Plinko Hell and back with a vengeance

Any time I think “welp, my dash is kinda boring this morning,” something like this happens.

gonna start advocating for more stray eyebrow hairs on fictional characters. if a character’s got thick brows and no tweezers and is also living in the wilderness/post apocalypse/etc. they are gonna have some hairs

Framing this tag on the wall across my bed so I can be invigorated and inspired every morning

"Suhn Woo-kong...yes, the great Suhhnn Woo-kong. Wacky Woo-kong, he's a monkey....I know, I know...A Munk-key KING... always picking fights, turning into other animals, other animals, birds, dogs, tigers...you name it. Well if he thinks he can challenge Americuh he's got ay-nother thing commmming. That's right... we're gonna take Wacky Woo-kong by the back of his neck and throw into a furnace, a BIG, BEAUTIFUL FURNACE"

guy who has a weird nickname and when he tries to explain where it came from it doesnt make sense

they call me piss because i never give up

they call me baby mario because i'll hurt anybody

So my latest obsession is apparently the official twitter for the US Consumer Product Safety Commission, which is about half recall announcements for various shitty amazon products and half…..memes? pseudo-memes?? works of surrealist art??? what do i even call these

Whoever made these is either a random middle-aged government worker who’s spent enough time with Young Internet People to be at least 60% sure what a meme is or a Gen Z artistic genius and i can’t decide which

One of the fun things about using tumblr is every once in a while your dash will get flooded with a very specific kind of content and you have to ask “okay, did something happen in the world recently to make everyone care about this, or do i have one mutual that’s just really into posting about johnny appleseed today”

Its time to play everybody's favorite game show....HYPER FIXATION OR UNPRECEDENTED EVENT!!! *cue game show music*

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

We are full of so many fuckign guys

ME

based on an incredibly strange dream i had the other night

I'd love to know the whole context

okay so the actual dream is a bit fuzzy and i dont remember much but i do remember adrien getting really tired of his dad being a piece of shit and treating him terribly so they got into a fight that ended up with gabe Trying To Maul Him so adrien accidentally killed his dad in self defense. of course he immediately transforms and, freaking out and crying, tells Ladybug, who he now knows is going to figure out his identity bc this is obviously going to be all over the news when he gets found out so he tells her who he is. comfort ensues and ladybug is a Little Bit freaked out that her partner (who is adrien agreste what the Fuck) murked someone but she doesnt blame him at all and is supportive nonetheless and promises him she would be there for him. anyway Ladybug publicly defends him and since it was out of self defense adrien doesn't go to prison

yeah.

CANNOT get over this dude’s commitment to the bit

one of my grandparents’ kittens taking a nap inside a toy truck

observing popcorn