We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?
yo I forgot how fun this trash app is but honestly follow my tiktok @soph.mcl if you really want to watch my daily chaos
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
“What’s our stop?”
“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”
@lovelifeliz117 OH MY GOD REMEMBER WHEN I SENT YOU THE PICTURE OF THIS I FOUND IT
“You’ll get off when I tell you to.” Lmfao ya’ll crazy
this is funnier now that i’ve lived in nyc
“Dawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt him”
I want this to be my life
das a beebee
Mix butter and water together at the gym
whoever you are stop trying to communicate with me








