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Evaporated Milk

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The votes came in, and this was the chosen design for the mama of the protagonists to Palindrome, Alithea~!  She does magical stuff alright, but she’s not in anyone’s face about it. She kinda stays in her own lane. BUT, this next month you will see her SISTER who is TOTALLY IN YOUR FACE ABOUT HER MAGIC PROWESS! I can’t wait to show you the line-up! Palindrome is a point and click mystery adventure game under development by Spiffai.  Check us out on Spiffai.com  : P

Getting back into the comic game after some big life changes. Here’s a wip of one of the pages. IM GONNA COLOR THIS COMIC?? WHAAT??? The story will be based on stories my friends and I wrote about our lovely characters! Here we have my pal @opiax ‘s Maria (with cig) and my Cupcake (being chased by demon dogs) Please look forward to more!

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my favorite thing about humans is our taste for defensive chemicals

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Plant: “I roll for poison defense.”

DM: “Nice. Okay, human—“

Human: “I eat the poison.”

DM: “What? Uh. Sure. You eat the poison. You eat it right up. Num num num. Constitution saving throw.”

Human: “16.”

DM: “Shit, okay, the poison poisons you, but only a little. You love it.”

Plant: “I want to make a DIFFERENT kind of poison. Or maybe I should just make the first poison more int—”

Human: “I EAT THE POISON.”

Plant: “You can’t eat this poison!”

Human: “I WILL EAT ALL THE POISONS AND I WILL LIKE IT.”

DM: “Some. Some of the—”

Human: “OM NOM NOM HUARGH NOM NOM NOM”

Human: “I begin farming the poisonous plant so I have a steady supply of delicious poison.”

DM: “What?”

Plant: “Wait, isn’t that good for me?”

Human: “DELICIOUS POISON!”

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Plant: “Ha-HA! Now HERE is a poison you certainly won’t like, you pervert!”

Human: “Do that again.”

Plant: “What?”

Human: “Do that again. Harder.”

Plant: “Y...you mean—”

Human: “I̷̯̩̦̫̹͖̠̓̿̎̄̽̓ ̵̱̫̬̝̹̋̐̿͘c̵̢̖̺͎͔̳̄̄̌͋̈́̕a̶̛̦͗͋͆͘͝ň̸̡̊̕͜ ̵̫̪͉̰͈̾͊̒s̷͎̲̦͚͑͒̃̽̈́͘͝ę̷̲̥͉̿̓e̵̻͕͊̆̃ ̵̲̻̰̤̻̣̏t̴̝̭͇̂͂i̸̡͈͉̱̩̬̊ṁ̶̢̜͉̳͕̐͛̔͝ę̸͍̪̰̜̞̍̀.̸̞̀͌ͅ.̷̧̛͇̲̰͎̓̈́͐̓͝.̵̛̜̭̲̞̲͉͉̉̈͝͠”

Plant: “Hello??? Hello??? What is happening?”

Human: “Oh, you and I are going to have a long and beautiful relationship. I will plant you and cherish you and raise your children with love and care for a thousand generations and protect you from insects and beasts forever and ever and ever.”

Plant: “...I’m listening. I see now how this arrangement could be beneficial. What do I need to do?”

Human: “Just keep making that funny bone-wiggling compound you make ever so well.”

I don't know if this is talking about drugs or caffeine

Caffeine, menthol, and capsaicin I think

Ahh, coffee, mint and spice: the three regularly consumed poisons of the human taste

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Coffee... chocolate... mint... capsaicin... THC... garlic... onions... tobacco... cocaine... mustard... wasabi... basically most herbs and spices and half of drugs. Delicious.

personally i don't like coffee, mustard or mint

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ha! ha!

you are like an little insect...

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now whenever my friends tease me for not liking coffee, mint, or spicy foods, I can just tell them that I'm not foolish enough to ENJOY eating poison

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because you too are like an little insect....

but little insects like a little plant poison sometimes

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they can have a little a poison. as a treat.

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