first of all im gay second i hate taylor swift
guillermo de la cruz is literally THE most character of all time. hes gay. hes latino. hes fat. hes badass. hes sexy. hes a serial killer. hes a mamas boy. hes insane. hes the most normal one here. hes by birth and lineage a vampire killer. hes spent 13 years trying to become a vampire. hes my best friend hes my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, hes my sweet cheese my good time boy
hey uhhh but fr the concept of fallen angels existing but risen demons being an impossibility is kind of a great summary of sin in christianity
holy shit
no, no, come back here and tell me how stupid it is to talk about how the power dynamics inherent to christianity are built upon the rhetoric that failure is unavoidable and there is never enough you can do to make up for it
jk rowling and joss whedon are an interesting model of what happens when you never admit your’re wrong. your hates just balloon under bloodyminded hubris.
having made properties that give them all the goodwill in the world and then when asked to progress with the times or acknowledge their prejudices are unfitting with the world and do better as creators, you know just fucking treat people better.
but like repeatedly over the course of years, they were like actually no i’ll just throw this all away, rather be an asshole!
Reblogging this old post to commemorate jk rowlings actual real 1000 page screed about the murderous plots of social justice warriors.
Seward: ah yes this medical case is much too weird for me let me call my good friend Van Helsing
Anyone else feeling burnt out by streaming services because any time you start a show the company expects an immediate audience and a fucking worldwide campaign of support or they’ll cancel it.
Stuff like “watching things in your own time around your busy life and work schedule might cause your show to be cancelled” is insane
When I was younger, I was such a big Edgar Allen Poe fan that I once swore off ever reading a Stephen King novel because an Epic Rap Battles of History video pitted them against each other and I was overly defensive
This is so fucking funny thank you so much for sending this to me
Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure







