Playing through a game with a friend and they don’t check every container and square inch of the map:

Message for all my fucking mutuals

You are small potatoes to me. And brother I’m about to start mashing

come and fuck me aquafresh guy

come and fuck me aquafresh guy

come and fuck me aquafresh guy

come and fuck me aquafresh guy

come and fuck me aquafresh guy

come and fuck me aquafresh guy

come and fuck me aquafresh guy

come and fuck me aquafresh guy

Siel i love you and i mean this in the nicest way possible, what the fuck

come and fuck me aquafresh guy

Compilation

EDIT also had to include the person who deactivated their supernatural blog because they found god

Where's that beloved Tumblr user who turned out to have a carbon monoxide leak coming from their water heater and had no memory of making any of their "quirky" posts

Amazon resorting to deleting negative reviews of Rings of Power on IMDB just cause they own it is super fucking humiliating for them but also demonstrates the problem that if like 4 companies own most of the internet that means they own both the media and all the sites that critique said media and you can say goodbye to any reliable consumer reviews of products on the internet

alright first of all fuck you

i'm perfectly fine except for the problems

There's no time to explain we have to sync our menstrual cycles.... quickly!

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

it’s safe to say i think about this video at least four times a day, i can quote almost the whole thing from memory

definitely one of the weirder DNI criteria I've come across

SLUTS

DNI if you think that reblogging before marriage is okay

Tumblr please introduce polls, I think we could really revolutionize shit posting on this website by introducing democracy to it

i invented milk

Misinformation detected on this post somewhere. Stay safe everyone. 💌

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actually nevermind its true she invented milk

i live in hell