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@humanityinahandbag was talking about Movie!Sonic sickfic and, I mean, I’m not just going to not devour this good food. I like this, you like this, everybody likes this because it’s GOOD. FOOD.

Sonic the Hedgehog: sickfic headcanon

I can’t help but think that sickness was a risk Sonic had to be wary of pre-movie. Before he met Maddie and Tom, Sonic was living in a cave in the woods which, I’m sure, presented a few key issues. Including the fear of being caught.

I headcanon that when he’s sick, he’s not as fast. And just as there are risks to being him day to day, there are risks to being him when the aches and chills of a fever set in.

So he has to stay in the dark of the cave. Huddled and shivering. He’d do his best to keep safe. Push the bean bag and the comic book stacks into a makeshift fort.

One spring, a cold leaves his legs a little wobbly. He sat, glum and bored, behind a little nook in the cave walls, flipping through comic books because his arms wouldn’t move as fast as they usually would. He set up a few empty cans outside as traps. Just in case someone was sneaking around looking for the Blue Devil.

There was a summer where thunder and lightning flung downwards, and Sonic sat beneath it, under the dripping ground. His fur soaked through as water poured in through the cave mouth. Hungry. Tired. He’d gotten a flu, and his stomach was in knots, his head stuffed with cotton and bees. He wanted so badly to go down and sleep on his bean bag, but he’d brought everyone from the cave floor up to rock ledges, including himself, as the floor flooded and turned to mud. He’d spent two days sitting and sleeping and sick on the ledge until the rain finally stopped.

There was a winter where a fever raged. Hot. Burning. He was on fire. Sometimes when he blinked, he thought he saw Longclaw. But it was a shadow of clouds across the moon. Snow and frozen air blew through the cave, and he huddled under mildew and molded blankets, legs aching and useless. He had managed to follow his survival protocol and wedged himself beneath a little cave ledge, watching the snow collect on the cave floor. He was afraid. Afraid he’d be caught like this. Afraid the fever was lasting too long. Afraid each time he went to sleep he’d wake up worse than before.

It passed, eventually. All things did. But his recovery was lonely and silent and slow.

But at least he’s not captured, he reasons. Because there are risks to being sick. When he’s not fast. When he can’t fight. It’s a miracle to wake up in the same spot he fell asleep in. And he’s grateful for it.

And then Tom and Maddie happen.

There would be a winter near in the future where he’d wind up sick. It would strike early in the night. Maddie noticed it first when Sonic seemed quieter than usual. Slower. She’d lift him onto the kitchen counter and take his temperature before ushering him to the living room and grabbing a stack of blankets, calling out for Tom to run to the store for pedialite and broth.

It all gets a little blurry after that.

I wonder, too, if there would be moments then when Sonic would think he was back in the cave. He had survival instincts in place for it. Get hidden. Get away from the entrance. Where he’d forget where he was. Who he was with. Where this was as good as him being taken, and his first move is to try and get out. Stumbling towards the back door, not sure how he knows where it is, but searching it out nonetheless.

He’s caught within minutes.

“Hey…” says a voice above him. He blinks. Frowns. Well… he knew eventually someone would find his cave. Find him. Sickness was a risk. It always was. “What are you doing off the couch. Come on.” Hands were under his arms and he was lifted up. Walked somewhere else.

Well… if he was being caught, this wasn’t too bad. Whoever had him smelled like sea salt and lilac. Slim fingers brushed down his spine. He pressed his face into the crook of their neck.

“Aw, sweetheart. You’re really not feeling good, huh.”

Wherever he’s been caught, it’s also warm. There’s no snow or mud or wind. He squints at a light, but it’s not the sun through the cave entrance. It’s the television being turned on. “How about one of your favorites. I’ll get you something to drink.” Someone presses a warm kiss to his brow, checking his temperature. “Lie down. Do you need another blanket?”

He nods to his supposed captor, whose face is blurry.

The door opens at some point. Another captor is there. Checking his temperature with the back of their hand, grabbing a cold face cloth. “Hey there, bud. How about we stay down here with you tonight?”

He doesn’t know what that means. Why captors would need to stay near… Maybe they’re afraid he’ll regain his full speed and get away when their backs are turned… He gave his legs a little experimental kick, but they wouldn’t move. He was stuck there. Captured. Another round of chills made it hard to care.

He’d wake up at least a little more lucid later. Achey. Tired. Worn. Burning. He’d blink awake for a moment early in the morning. He was in a house. The winter storm was still raging outside, but he was in a house. And below him, on the floor, beneath blankets with their pillows, were two humans.

Tom and Maddie.

Not captured. Safe. Warm. Being taken care of.

Sonic turned his face into his pillow, willing himself not to cry, but did anyway. And when that eventually got tiring, too, he wiped his face, grabbed his pillow and blanket, slid off the couch, and wiggled his way between them on the floor. Tom’s arm draped over him instinctually. Maddie woke up for a moment; enough to notice him, touch his forehead, and brush away the dried tear tracks under his eyes. “Feeling any better?”

“A little,” he whispered. “Still achey. Dizzy.”

“Don’t worry,” she whispered back, wary not to wake her husband, “we’ve got you.”

Which they did.

Anyway.

That’s my headcanon about sick Sonic.

It definitely goes both ways.

He was raised by Longclaw to believe that the best thing he could do was hide. Hide when he’s scared. Hide when he’s running. Hide when he’s sick.

Adults don’t get as sick as little kids do when colds and fevers hit. But they still get sick. Maddie is constantly near kids and adults when they come into the vets office. Tom doesn’t have that luxury. A lot of his time is spent on calls, moving back and forth between stations. He’s not around germs like she is.

All it takes is one too many sneezes by a woman filling out paperwork in their office and Tom is out on a sick leave he rarely has a reason to take.

Sonic finds out about it when he comes down for breakfast and Tom wasn’t there. Just Maddie, moving quickly, packing his lunch for baseball camp, packing her own lunch for work.

“I’m going to drive you today, okay hon?”

“Where’s Tom?”

Tom usually drove him on the way for work. It was there thing. They’d play rock music and pick up donuts on the way to camp. And after they parked at the field and exchanged a high five, Sonic would jump out of the car and wave until it rounded onto Main Street.

“He’s not feeling too hot today, buddy.”

“What?”

“Yeah. He never gets sick. Apparently todays the day.” She shrugged, grabbing the keys. “He’ll be fine. And I’m coming back home early. Are you okay walking home today?”

He was. But that wasn’t the point. Tom was sick. Tom was sick. And Sonic, who’d grown up alone for more time than he’d spent with them, had certain protocols when it came to being sick.

He got home before her, running upstairs to where Tom was napping, TV remote on his lap, a little sweaty through his GREEN HILL’S BASEBALL PARENT t-shirt. “Don’t worry,” he told the snoring sheriff. “I’ve got you.”

When Maddie got home and went upstairs to check on her husband, she’d find him surrounded by hoards of pillows (stolen from every room in the house). “Honey,” he said, looking up from a comic book that Sonic had lent him, “help me. I’ve been trapped.”

“We’re hiding!” Said Sonic from under the covers, snuggled against Tom’s side. “It’s the best way to be sick!”

“Huh,” said Maddie. “Well. You heard him, Tom. Best way to be sick.”

“Traitor.”

“I’ll go get you some gatorade.”

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Thinking about,,, them

you’re not my dad (redemption arc)

I was gonna tack this onto @humanityinahandbag‘s post but I’m not good with computers so I’m just posting this on its own, but to be clear, this is a follow-up to her amazing wonderful-awful half-drabble right here because I recognize my complicity in this crime. However, when I offered to ruin her day, I was VERY CLEAR that when I lay my hand on something, everything turns out okay in the end.

So, for my own personal little version, read on.

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you’re not my dad; a drabble

@thebigpalooka decided to torture me with her sad idea, so I wrote it down in the form of half of a short story. This is what happens when two people enable one another with angst!

Just a very short, very rushed interpretation. I didn’t edit or anything. I just jotted this down in ten minutes and released it to the world. Enjoy the craziness!

The house was Silent.

It was an oddity now, that the house was silent. The four walls had become a place for a wildly improvised orchestra of shouts and jeers and laughs and coos and hollers and quiet, muffled admissions.

But it stands silent, except for the echo-

(you’re not)

- which stuck around stubbornly, churning through every room, bruising the walls.

Tom sat in the Silence, holding a cup of gone-cold coffee and letting the hurt reverberate around him.

“Tom…” Maddie met him in the kitchen, putting down the paperwork she’d been filling out for Monday morning, leaning over him and tucking her chin against the crook of his neck. “You’ve got to talk to him.”

“I need a minute.”

“This isn’t about you.” The comment cuts, but Maddie’s voice is velvet and chamomile, and the two clash in a way that he’s not sure how to handle, and he winces down at his coffee. Her hand smoothes down the back of his neck. “HoneyYou’re the adult - go talk to him.”

“You heard what he said.”

“Then we’re definitely not hearing the same things,” his wife said, winding her arms around his torso. The weight of her chest against his back was steady. “Because all I heard was a thirteen year old who sounds really, really lost.”

Tom sighed, twisting the mug around in his hands. “How’d you get so good at this?” he muttered. Her smile was an oasis, and she leaned over to kiss his jaw.

“You haven’t seen my bad days with him yet, that’s all. Buy a ticket when he decides to fight me on curfew.”

Tom laughed. It hurt, but he laughed, standing up from his chair and pushing the cold coffee away. “Why is this so hard?”

“Because,” said his wife, “it’s worth it. Easy be damned.”

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Sonic Ficlet: The Wachowski’s Have an Empty Wall

For @thebigpalooka - because I threw angst at you. Here is my fluff bandaid!

After the issues with Robotnik, a lot of their stuff was destroyed in the living room. Which was fine. It was mostly Crate&Barrel shelves and art that Tom had picked up from street corners that Maddie pretended her hardest to like. They had a few pictures of the two of them, but those were safely in their bedroom. One or two wedding photo’s hung in the hall. One of them with Ozzie up the stairs. The TV was a little bit of a loss, but Maddie knew her way around a discount, so they bought a new one in no time.

But it still left the rest of the empty wall.

They patched up the bullet holes, painted it a lovely green, and got a new couch that Tom had been eyeing for years. A comfortable gray one with fluffy pillows.

But it still left the wall empty.

Tom was the one who first got the idea. He wasn’t sure what came over him, but as he was driving with Sonic to visit the police office for the first time, he stopped at a light, took out his phone, and said, “say donuts!”

Sonic, on the seat beside him, looked over and up at the phone. “Why?”

“For a picture.”

“Right!” said Sonic. “Not used to that!” And he smiled that huge, kid smile that made Tom’s heart do gymnastics.

At the station, Tom made him wear his badge and sit at his desk and hold his coffee cup. He posed his donut man right nearby. He took another picture.

Maddie got in on it when they went to tryouts. Taking a picture of Sonic outside the car while he bounced on his heels and said, “we’re gonna be late!”

“We won’t. Now smile, or I’m not starting the car.”

When he gets fitted for his first jersey and can’t stop smiling, they take a picture of him again. One in the front with the team name, one in the back with his number and name.

They took a picture of movie night together, of a hike together, of walking the dog together. Their phones were beginning to complain about space, so Maddie and Tom bought extra room and kept taking them.

A picture of Sonic asleep on Tom’s shoulder was one of Maddie’s favorites.

A picture of Sonic beside Maddie, the soft light of the kitchen around them, kneading pizza dough; that was one of Tom’s.

It all culminates when Sonic comes downstairs one Saturday morning to see them hard at work in the room, buzzing around the empty wall like carpenter bees.

Except the wall wasn’t so empty anymore.

“Look,” said Tom, standing back with his hands on his hips.

Maddie stepped back too, kneeling behind Sonic and wrapping her arms around his shoulders when he began to shake and sniffle, hiding his eyes in the crook of his arm. “Found a reason for the wall,” she said. “You like it?”

He turned around and settled his head against her shoulder, face hidden now in the soft fabric of her shirt instead (crying is totally a manly thing to do, he’d say later, muffled, face still pressed against her shirt), to nod.

“Cool,” said Tom, joining them. “Me too.”

As per my discussion with @thebigpalooka, their are pictures they don’t put on the wall.

Tom and Maddie have a few that they keep for themselves in a book in their dresser.

Sonic falling sleep on the way back from a car trip to visit Rachel and Jojo. They’d rented a cabin up in northern Montana. They stayed for three days, and then drove back in the afternoon. It was a few hours ride back. Night fell while they were in the car. Tom had switched to slow bluegrass and folk. James Taylor sung about the Berkshires. Sonic began to nod off between excited playbacks of the long weekend, until he had drifted away, head against the door, the streetlights peeking through to cast a light on him. Still and quiet.

Tom turned around and snapped a picture.

Maddie took another picture when they got home, of Tom carrying him back into the house.

She wrote my boys on the back when it was printed.

Maddie’s other favorite was a picture she snapped of Sonic greeting Tom at the door when Tom had gotten home. Hugging him around the neck. Pulling at his arm to show him the board game he’d set up and the high score on the X-Box.

A picture of Sonic reading Goosebumps on the couch one lazy Sunday.

It isn’t just them, though.

Sonic, being new to being in the open, is so excited about all the new things he gets to be a part of. Food is one of them. He asks to borrow their phones to take pictures of the slurpies they drink in the car. The burgers Tom grills outside. Once he gets a phone of his own (he needed one to keep in contact on his longer runs away from the house), he takes pictures himself, of everything. Of the places that Maddie and Tom take him. Of them together at a diner booth (”It’s a real booth! I’m sitting here! With you!” - “You are, bud, and it’s so exciting, but can you order? The waitress is waiting.”)

Eventually, his pictures change to them.

He takes pictures, too, and buys frames with his allowance.

He keeps one on his desk in his room of them all together after a baseball game. Him stained from grass. Them with their arms around him.

Another of them all together at a diner on his nightstand.

His favorite one is the drawer of his nightstand.

He’d gotten the flu that winter. They’d let him snuggle in bed with them. They had a TV, so they played cartoons until they’d all fallen asleep. He’d woken up, squished between them. Tom’s chin was atop his head. Maddie’s arm was around him, her chest moving up and down.

He’d cried a little. A lot. Sniffled. Wiped his face. Took a picture.

Tom woke up as he was hiding his phone against underneath a pillow.

“How you doin’, bud?” he asked quietly, trying not to wake Maddie.

“Okay…” said Sonic. His voice was just as rough for other reasons. He hoped Tom couldn’t guess why.

Tom’s hand found Sonic’s brow. He hummed. “Fever’s suck, huh?”

“Totally,” Sonic said, really hoping he wouldn’t cry again. “But we’ll beat this it. Donut Lord and the Blue Blur have got this.”

Tom snorted. He hiked up the covers around Sonic. “Go back to sleep, nerd. Love you. We’ll make you soup tomorrow.”

Sonic choked on another noise. Tom didn’t comment, but he drew him closer.

Sonic was really glad he’d taken a picture.

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i hope the second sonic movie is just an hour and a half of sonic wachowski and his new parents

Villain: I'm here to destroy you, Sonic!

Villain: Prepare to fight!

Sonic: Hold on.

Sonic: [takes out his phone] I need to ask my parents if I'm allowed.

Villain: ... Well... er... That's really not-

Sonic: They said no.

*Slides @humanityinahandbag literally the softest thing I’ve ever drawn, having a history of drawing exclusively soft things*

All We Need part two when?

purple-paw-muses asked:

Sonic purring and being cute w/ Tom or Maddie! Hedgehogs can purr! 😍

smallpwbbles answered:

Drawing Maddie and Tom ALWAYS being bamboozled by how cute sonic is will never cease to be fulfilling

My body was on cease and desist mode but that was NOT gonna stop me from doing this

@humanityinahandbag your responsible for this

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@humanityinahandbag @thebigpalooka and anyone else who may want to add, I had a headcanon about Sonic Wachowski and his parents camping and wanted to share.

Tom grew up camping and loves it, having lived in Montana surrounded by beautiful wild country his whole childhood. Maddie was the kid who always loved the idea of camping but hardly ever got to do it because she grew up in a city. She and Tom love to camp together as a married couple.

The question eventually came up about whether or not they should take Sonic camping. They hesitated a bit– not because they doubted Sonic’s physical capability (he literally raised himself in the forest for 10 years), but because they weren’t sure he’d be interested, since he’d lived that way for so long (maybe it would bring back unpleasant memories). Imagine their excitement however when Sonic heard Tom mention the word ‘camping’ passingly in conversation one day and immediately responded with “OH MY GOSH I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO OFFICIALLY CAMPING AND DO IT WITH OTHER PEOPLE CAN WE PLEASE GO SOMETIME OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE–?”

Their first family camping trip was an absolute blast. Several surprises happened along the way, One morning on their two-day trip, they went hiking together. Maddie was taking a turn holding Ozzie’s leash, who eagerly sniffed old skunk trails in the leaves. Sonic walked beside them, finding Ozzie’s intense focus very amusing. Tom was up ahead leading the way. He was laughing at something witty Maddie had just said, when suddenly– “Look out, Doughnut Lord!”– he felt a familiar wind whip past him and his right arm was shoved sharply forward and left.

“You almost touched the Evil Leaves!”

“Evil–?” Tom looked down to where his hand had been just moments ago, only to see a concerning but familiar sight– poison ivy. Tom was usually better at keeping an eye out for that and other poisonous plants when hiking, but in that moment of distraction he hadn’t noticed. His fingers must have been mere inches away from brushing against the leaves when Sonic had come to his rescue. He grinned at his boy as they walked on, face beaming with pride, and in return Sonic gave him a sheepish smile.

On the other hand, I’m sure there were moments on that trip where Sonic wanted to do some young-teenagery-slightly-stupid thing that the Adults™ considered unwise. Sonic wouldn’t think twice about them because 1. having grown up by himself in the wild he probably would have done some of them already, and 2. there had never been anyone to stop him.

Ahh, this is such a cute idea! Sonic Wachowski would absolutely be VERY into the idea of camping and would be super excited about having bonfires and roasting hot dogs and marshmallows and making s’mores and sleeping in a sleeping bag in a tent, the whole works. Would keep everyone awake whispering about bears. Tom and Maddie keep telling him they are NOT gonna see any bears. Then he falls asleep and they lay awake worrying about bears.

Tom ends up scaring everyone half to death at two in the morning because he hears one, and has to protect his family, and when it turns out to be a raccoon trying to break into the cooler, Sonic has to remind him of all the camp sign said about being a friend to nature.