Cave Canem - French Greyhound - 19th century patinated and gilded bronze Collection Rohault de Fleury
Japanese Poster: Hello Kitty Art Exhibition. Taku Satoh, Kaoru Machida. 2014
we have to put you in the hourglass again im sorry we all had a meeting about it and we decided we hate you and you are going to be put in an hourglass
Rabbit still bank, 20th century, Minneapolis Institute of Art: Decorative Arts, Textiles and Sculpture
brown/green mottled ceramic bunny; one ear up, one down; coin slot adjacent to down ear Size: 4 15/16 x 4 13/16 x 2 13/16 in. (12.54 x 12.22 x 7.14 cm) Medium: Ceramic, metal
shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet
and she never will. *hits you with my bus*
I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born
the eeason my dinner takes so long is i have to kiss all my onions for 45 minutes each before mincing them. this makes them blush which brings out their sweetness which is why im the highest ranking chef in the world. my final message
Just ate a whole chipotle burrito in bed. No plate. Stuffed so fucking full the burritista couldn’t get the tortilla around the bitch. Ate the whole thing down to the last bite. Didn’t spill a bean, not even a drop of sour cream hit my sheets. And girls wanna ask me about MY head game? 🙄
Ladies i know you see this theres no need to be shy
i love men i love carbs i love dark chocolate i love tits. and they said it couldn't be done.









