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Maggie | 20 | Bifurious | Pittsburgh | she/her | -clown college alumnus -edgy bambina -i also draw sometimes My art Twitter: roshambaux Insta: cat.alytic

we have to put you in the hourglass again im sorry we all had a meeting about it and we decided we hate you and you are going to be put in an hourglass

shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet

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shittybusdriver

and she never will. *hits you with my bus*

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the eeason my dinner takes so long is i have to kiss all my onions for 45 minutes each before mincing them. this makes them blush which brings out their sweetness which is why im the highest ranking chef in the world. my final message

Just ate a whole chipotle burrito in bed. No plate. Stuffed so fucking full the burritista couldn’t get the tortilla around the bitch. Ate the whole thing down to the last bite. Didn’t spill a bean, not even a drop of sour cream hit my sheets. And girls wanna ask me about MY head game? 🙄

Ladies i know you see this theres no need to be shy