I might bitch about the era of remakes we are in, but that thing when they redesign female characters from decades ago and make them hot but not oversexualized and make perverted fanboys cry ugly tears is banging actually
Way too many people are impossible to argue with because they dont actually believe anything for any reasons they just saw too many mildly funny tweets saying the same thing and started repeating a mantra until it formed a shell around their brain
i just think if youre a teenager and legitimately considering doing a fast food job because of the restaurants desperation to undercut their employees and ignore safety updates to their locations so they can continue killing their workers in a streamlined fashion
then you have to be a bitch
im sorry but you literally cannot be a nice helpful kid even if thats who you are
your boss isnt your friend and wants to eat you alive sucking away any time off you can get. forcing you to do more and more jobs that arent your responsibility. and they will continue to do it if you are not a bitch
do not freely offer to do things that arent your responsibility. do not come in every time they ask you to when you arent supposed to be working. do not trust them when they butter you up to tell you how smart and competent you are just so they can get you to do things you shouldnt be doing
sorry but thats what working is like. they will hollow you out until there is nothing left of you. do not be kind.
and dont trust their guilt trips either. theyre fake. you arent actually in trouble for not coming in on your day off and given that you already have work experience now as a literal child youre a hot commodity at every other restaurant looking to undercut their staff
these places are notorious for abusing kids and breaking the already eroded child labor laws. so you cannot be kind and naïve when stepping into them. know your worth.
a kid with labor experience is incredibly valuable to all the other greasy fucks owning death traps that serve burgers and fries.
Comments on chocolate guy’s YouTube: omg this is amazing he’s so talented!
Comments on chocolate guy videos on tumblr: it’s that fucking chocolate guy again, babe wake up it’s that fucking chocolate guy again, ma come out it’s that fucking chocolate guy again
my theory is that ppl my age are like this because we were unintentionally brainwashed by the windows media player visualisations.don’t know with what. but it had an effect
Quote from @SwampAdvice on Twitter (written by frequent collaborator on The CryptoNaturalist Podcast Leslie J Anderson).
Here is a secret about things you love. If you put them down you can always pick them back up again. You can always paint again, sew again, hike again, play music again, read that book again, watch the movie. “But it’s been so long.” The thing you love doesn’t care.
men will get diagnosed with major depressive disorder and think theyre tortured artists or lost souls or whatever ... women will experience full on psychosis and b like “thats just the way god made me” ...






