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Actually Just a Gay Lion

@rockpapertheodore / rockpapertheodore.tumblr.com

You know that one guy you don't want your children hanging around? I'm totally not that guy. That guy's weird. Get him out of here. I fancy myself a writer, but have never had anything published. In fact, just recently (as of March 9, 2011), I made my first story submission to anything. I submitted my short story Isaac and Friedrich to the Lorian Hemingway Short Story Competition. Woo!

As chair of the wizard- [PARRIES A SPELL] As chair of the wizard counc- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council, I- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council I think staffs should be illegal during these meetings.

oh i thought this was the staff meeting

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my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

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lady-lizbian

…i did read some of the novels, but i couldn’t get through them entirely…

…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.

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Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.

It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

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Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear

Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.

By Talos, this can’t be happening.

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there's no nt/nd dichotomy. like it's a spectrum of differences and similarities, but there's no mutually exclusive relationship of the two going on. stop trying to sort minds into normal and weird

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Some fictional characters are relatable in a Gender way not because they’re nonconforming, but because they’re so incredibly into performing their assigned gender that it somehow wraps all the way around. Like, some sort of gender overflow error.

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...finding this frame got me.

Like, got me baaaaaad.

I’m not proud of some of the sounds I made.

Cubist Shaggy? 

Love it. Made me smile.

Disgruntled Daphne? 

Sure, a giggle or two. Nothin’ crazy.

But Fred?

Fred made me laugh like a freakin’ duck.

I don’t have the words to describe it any other way. I sounded like a duck. Potentially even a small-ish goose.