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RobotLyra, Urban Cosmonaut

@robotlyra / robotlyra.tumblr.com

Super Silly Hunky Cartoon Boyfriend Blog (Icon Art by Lindsay Small-Butera) -NOT A PONY BLOG-
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I know that there’s only so much to be done with Present Mic, since he’s technically only a secondary character, but as a former singer, I can’t help but feel like we’re being drastically undersold on the potential destructiveness of the Loudest Man on Earth. The majority of what he’s been doing so far is just being So Loud that it hurts and incapacitates everyone around who could be a possible threat. But extremely high volume is not just uncomfortable and dangerous to the human ear, it’s a form of a pressure wave, and it can literally be used to destroy physical objects, if the resonant frequency can be matched. (The old opera singer breaking a glass trick, which has been proven to be possible on an ep of Mythbusters). Low frequency sounds can reportedly have psychological affects on people, causing feelings of discomfort or fear, or can even affect the rate of inhalation of breath at the proper volume. Sound waves that experience the right interference from a properly inverted phase can be essentially “negated” a-la noise cancellation. And anyone familiar with supersonic flight is already aware of the idea of a sonic shockwave. 

In short, what I’m saying is that for a series that’s about educating young superheroes to find innovative applications of their own powers for use in their career, we’ve seen remarkably little of what this dude might be capable of.

I haven’t been active here recently, because I’m trying to phase out using this place, since I don’t want to use a site that censors sexual content but lets literal nazis go wild

If you want to find me, I’m at twitter as RobotLyra. But bear in mind:

-I’m trying to keep my social media interaction moderate to low, to keep my mental health under control - I may follow you back if you’re someone I know closely, but I may mute you if you post too heavily, for the above reasons.

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one of the many delights of being the Eldest Daughter is the emotional burden of being your mothers only confidante and personal therapist

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Either that, or forcibly being the vessel by which she attempts vicarious achievement of her own waylaid goals.

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I stg every single time someone says “you are not immune to propaganda” I can barely hear them over the sound of their own subtext screaming “but I am”

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transhumanish
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Not everyone grows up to realize "my parents were right all along."

Sometimes people grow up to realize "my parents were actually abusive, but I'd been socialized to consider it normal and regard making children afraid of authority figures a requirement of the childrearing process, and now I'm expected to continue the cycle by doing it to my own kids."

La Compagnia viaggiante di marionette giganti

È il più grande spettacolo al mondo, letteralmente. Nessun teatro è abbastanza grande per la troupe che trasforma intere città e paesi nel suo palcoscenico. Dal Sud della Francia al Marocco, dal Camerun alla Cina, dalla Nuova Zelanda al Messico, Royal de Luxe è diventata una compagnia teatrale di proporzioni epiche, quasi mitiche da quando tutto iniziò nel 1979 …

La compagnia iniziò ad Aix-en-Provence dove un trio di recitazione guidato da Jean-Luc Courcoult iniziò ad attirare il pubblico all'esterno piuttosto che trascinarlo in uno spazio chiuso, eseguendo i loro spettacoli per le strade e negli spazi aperti… Nel 1989, ricevettero una chiamata dal sindaco della città di Nantes, che offriva loro finanziamenti per aprire una sede in un magazzino di riso in disuso sulle rive del fiume Loira. È qui che la vera magia dell'artista Jean-Luc Courcoult potè evolversi in qualcosa di davvero colossale.

Dalla sua prima sfilata nei primi anni ‘90, il Royal de Luxe ha portato le città al blocco totale: migliaia di persone si riuniscono per guardare in soggezione le gigantesche marionette meccaniche che passano per le strade recitando storie e antiche leggende per diversi giorni di pura magia teatrale.

Ogni gigante, costruito con legno di pioppo leggero e flessibile, è controllato su un sistema di pulegge idrauliche e leve da 20 a 40 membri della troupe Royal de Luxe, chiamata Lilliputians. I membri della compagnia provengono da tutti i ceti sociali, sedotti dalla magia di Courcoult, sono inventori, poeti, stuntmen, tecnici teatrali e commercianti di rottami, la maggior parte dei quali si muove tra un ruolo tecnico e uno di spettacolo.

E questi giganti non si limitano a mettere un piede davanti all'altro (sebbene siano di per sé impressionanti per le loro dimensioni), gli occhi delle marionette del Royal de Luxe lampeggiano quando sono stanchi, i loro polmoni si gonfiano e si sgonfiano in un movimento sincronizzato.

Offrendo al pubblico e persino ai futuri membri della troupe, l'opportunità di sognare un mondo dove tutto è possibile, Royal de Luxe sembra quasi mitico nell'età di oggi. Esistono davvero tali avventure direttamente da un libro di Jules Verne?

(MessyNessy)

*Holy smoke the Giant Little French Girl has a working tongue inside her head now.

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The giant puppets of Royal Deluxe are the closest thing you’ll ever see to having a Satoshi Kon movie sequence happen in real life

unless one character in the equation is a heinous asshole or something, i am entirely impervious to love triangles. 

i live by the “____ has two hands” meme motto

“oh no!! two friends fell in love with the same person, what will they do???? who will have to sacrifice their heart??” NOBODY, BITCH. 

“a character thought their spouse was dead but they finally moved on and have a new spouse they love… but now the original spouse is back! who will bow out for the others’ happiness??” I MEAN, ALL THREE OF THEM HAVE WEDDING RINGS ON ALREADY…

“this trio of adventurers have faced hell and high water together and developed incredibly deep bonds with each other during their quest, but now that their quest has come to a close, which two of them will settle down together?” COZY COTTAGES IN THE WOODS ARE BIG ENOUGH FOR THREE.

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I love how all three of these potential scenarios cover what happened in Book of Life, the poly-est Latin American Cartoon Adventure since Road to El Dorado

pretty shitty how baseline human activities like singing, dancing and making art got turned into skills  instead of being seen as behaviors

so now it’s like ‘the point of doing them is to get good at them’ and not ‘this is a thing humans do, the way birds sing and bees make hives’.

wind gust speed in weather forcast: 69 kmph

me, as i get blown into the next province: NIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiicccceeeee

I’M LITERALLY SOBBING WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

flying over sasky now lads

i would like to invite everyone to imagine naruto, but completely dubbed with only people from Saskatchewan

LETTERKENNY: SHIPPUDEN

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Wayne as a flannel-clad Jojo

Catholicism on paper seems like the perfect goth religion! Jesus the undead kween of drama and subterfuge! Them little round flesh crackers?? the blood drinking and chanting in dusty ass cathedrals at midnight?? The organ player?? Lady Gaga’s Judas??? Too bad about them people tho!