shorturlisouttahere-deactivated
in 2020
it’s going to be 420
for a whole month
I looked through my clear bag of hentai and could still not find a fuck to give 🔞⚠ this outfit was so prepared for Hawaii
somebody is paying for this billboard
tinydickhaver
we, as a society, are paying for this billboard
going through customs at a US airport
airport staff: sir, do you have anything to declare today?
me: *starts sweating* uh no.. *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder surprise eggs roll out of my pockets, jacket and briefcase*
airport staff: GET ON THE GROUND NOW
me: but i am
*armed guards swarm round and pin me down*
armed guards: WHAT’S IN THE EGGS?
me: i dont know its a surprise!!
