the more I learn about the great molasses flood of 1919, the more I realize poetry can only go so far and some catastrophic sugar substitute events will just outdo you every time.
Holy shit this 18th republican parody of “God Save the King” fucking rocks can we make these lyrics a thing again please
I’ve been unable to find any recordings of people performing these lyrics so if any musically inclined people wanna fix that go right ahead
Okay I took a whack at it.
- The head of a statue of Lenin just chillin in a parking lot
Shipping random female characters who never interact. Woobifying female villains. Saying a boy crazy female character is a lesbian with no evidence. Making female characters more pathetic and fail. Taking a minor female character and coming up with a whole personality for them. Writing about women kissing when nobody else will. This is the life of a yuri soldier.
Anonymous asked:
My gender is nothing exciting; I’d just describe it as “woman, but slightly to the left”.
All women should be to the left, comrade! Proletarii vsekh stran, soyedinyaytes!
goodboydeathsquad
Couldn’t let alqueda win you fucking pussies
welter-and-waste
I’ve read the article about him, he outright said he was so shocked by 9/11 the only thing he could think to do was go bowling
welter-and-waste
I can't reblog it so as to not disrupt the way the notes have aligned. But I Would
Anonymous asked:
Try to have some respect the queen just DIED. It's not like she was evil or anything
And why should I do that for the head of a family that oversaw the British Empire's legendarily brutal concentration camps in colonialist Kenya during the 1952-1960 Mau Mau rebellion, has personally and repeatedly shielded credibly accused rapist Prince Andrew and tried to get the scandal to go away, personally paid Andrew's financial settlement while the family treated Meghan Markle terribly and gave her none of the same protection, exerted a huge amount of control over UK public finances without any transparency or disclosure (while also receiving huge amounts of that money), got to personally edit laws according to her likes and dislikes, enjoyed sweeping legal immunities that are described as a "threat to UK democracy," is the most visible figurehead of British colonialism even as her descendants put on a horribly tone-deaf Caribbean tour (twice in one year!) that was basically about unreconstructed imperial imagery of the kind that is poisoning Britain, while the entire country buys into the fantasy that she is an impartial, uninvolved, kindly and benevolent grandmotherly figure....?
Nah.
“parasite in chief in her idiot hat” still makes me fucking cry laughing
peetbools
i was reading about the myth of prometheus today when the phrase "new liver, same eagles" popped into my mind, so i'm keeping that in mind for the next time someone asks me how it's going
Thank you to everyone who found the original for us! Here it is!
