i feel like when a lot of people try to do adhd positivity and talk about the adhd traits they’re glad to have it’s always stuff like i’m creative! i work well under pressure! i’m passionate about my interests! fuck all that i’m proudest of my body’s fucked up response to caffeine. i watch neurotypical people go wahhh i can’t drink so much as a diet coke after 4pm or i will never sleep again and i go fucka you basard. watch this. and pound back an americano at 10pm and fall asleep instantly. the only exception to this for me is energy drinks because the caffeine is so concentrated that it just goes straight to my brain and cures all my symptoms. the poor man’s adderall
my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information
This is George Costanza behavior
GEORGE, at a function: Pronouns? Oh, you know, anything. Anything fine. It’s the twenty-first century, right?
-Cut, establishing shot of Jerry’s apartment, bass riff.-
GEORGE: He/him, Jerry!
JERRY: No, they just him’d you?
GEORGE: HE. HIM! I gave them a BUFFET, and they went for plain white bread. Genders as far as the eye could see! Something with an X in it!
JERRY: The X ones are fun…
op must have written this when they wrote this
STOP PUTTING DIO IN THOSE BIGGEST TIDDIES POLLS!!!!! THOSE BOOBS DO NOT BELONG TO HIM!!! DISQUALIFY THAT PASTY BRITISH BITCH!!!!!
❗️EAST COAST DAILY QUEST:
- Stomp Spotted Lanternflies (5/15)
Oh shit, we have locked posts here now?? Since WHEN?
Self care is blocking all P5 posts about how X is the only character in the whole wide world who sees the protag as a human being
#they have a special connection = 👍👍👍👍🥰#the rest of the supporting cast are blind to anything but their own emotional fulfillment =👎👎👎 can you read#tumblr throwing the same “”BASED ON YOUR LIKES post at me like 5 times sorry#i feel like I’ve complained about this stale take constantly elsewhere but it’s my instant nerd fight button sorry sorry
Base paints for my detective robot space cat for @neotropolisevent She’s got an ex Sportzball burnout who owes money to bad people that she’s gotta catch! You gonna snitch or be cool? #missmonster #missmonstermel #robot #shittykitty #neotropolisevent #cyberpunk #mask
kitty akira + dog ryuji 🐾
if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink
tomorrow.
is thursday yes
did you do it
last night i had a dream that i told a joke that was so funny it killed people. I woke up after killing someone with it and in my tired stupor, rushed to write it down before I forgot it or fell back asleep. I just checked and this is what i wrote down
Dungeon Meshi - Daydream hour extras
listen. i know it sounds fucking insane coming from me but if you haven't already i need you to log onto twitter and vote for sans in the finals of the tumblr sexyman poll
sure reigensweep is hilarious. but this is more than that. this is SO much more than that i need you to see my vision. twink supreme was funny. it was the introduction. dilf supreme solidified it, but now? this meme can't physically keep going forever. it's not a matter of "if" he loses it's matter of WHEN. specifically, when it'd be funnier. and i NEED YOU to imagine how fucking HYSTERICAL it would be if reigen lost the only competition he actually had the credentials for TO SANS FUCKING UNDERTALE.
it's the perfect 3 arc structure to the perfect joke. i need you to imagine a world where that happens. i need you to imagine the memes. the art people would make. the fanart *I* could make. I'm begging you to see the bigger picture. don't let reigensweep run itself into oblivion. it could go down today, but it would go down in HISTORY. don't let the perfect setup be destroyed by commitment to the bit.
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
If we’ve been mutuals for more than two years you can claim me on your taxes as a dependent. If more than three you can use me as a reference in any context. If our mutualtrality has exceeded four years, you can summon once a day to your location to aid in a fight for 30 minutes.