of course I’m familiar with the characters on ds9: there’s commander baseball dad and his son, worm lady, guy who’s having a very bad day, that guy’s wife, whore md, former terrorist, war crimes lizard, cringe daddy lizard, little green men, bucket, dabo girls, and Worf.
just read a fic where garak fucks himself with his own tail..,, you know it’s past three am if we’ve slipped fully into bottom garak lizard kink xeno hours at chez reserve.
i love ds9 purely bc garaks introduction was literally "hello im definitely not a spy, im garak and im here to FUCK" and then later on we find out he was absolutely off his tits completely high as a kite?? effervescent
the nature of tumblr is that every so often a beloved mutual will reblog a horny picture of a middle aged man and you just have to grin and bear it
Tumblr changing its app icon has stopped me from checking this hellsite more successfully than deleting it ever did.
The Autumn skies are flushed with gold, Add fair and bright the rivers run; These are but streams of winter cold, And painted mists that quench the sun.
Thomas Hood
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People (read: me) who want early Garak with modern Bashir lose every time. Those two would take over the Alpha Quadrant for fun. And by take over I mean literally rule.
#deep space nine#garashir#guys like it’s so much fun if Julian is a terrible little slut who has his world WRECKED by Garak bc he#even after all of his slutting around#didn’t know it could Be Like That#that’s so much fun!!!!#he can be a slut anD STILL be obliterated sexually#that’s what sluts dream of#I know#I’m sluts
garak is always making faces
the most expressive spy in the galaxy
Ds9 has spoiled me. I'll watch any other show and im like where are the little freaks. show me the little freaks
star trek is like if bowling alley carpet was a show
doodle of a rly funny facial expression Garak makes in the episode Cardassians
bonus feature
Inspired by @stunnerstorm ‘s love of Garak’s occasionally-fanoned hiss (a love I share), I wrote this very short addendum to Especially the Lies (also found in the comments on AO3). A scene from the terrace, for all those who wished to see a bit more. I…I tried…?
i love when the tumblr girlies get into a show middle aged american men like (MASH, columbo, breaking bad, supernatural to all our bewilderment, etc) but do it in a way that would make those dads go into shock requiring medical intervention
josh donaldson and gleyber torres celebrate donaldson’s walk-off grand slam vs. tampa bay (2022) || giovanni battista salvi de sassoferrato - madonna and child (17th c.)