First look at Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury in “Secret Invasion”
anybody else want to sit in a big bowl of rice like a wet iPhone
Greetings professor, I did not do your assignment because I am mentally ill
Greetings student, I did not grade your assignment because I am also mentally ill
“The worst pain… isn’t the pain you feel at the time, it’s the pain you feel later on when there’s nothing you can do about it. They say that time heals all wounds, but we never live long enough to test that theory…” - José Saramago, The Cave
The Mandalorian: Who Are you?
Geralt: I'm you, but I can say "fuck"
The Mandalorian: Well, I have a jet pack.
Geralt: Fuck.
Geralt, pointing at lil yoda baby: what is that?
Mando: a magic baby that evil dudes dressed in black want, I'm adopting him
Geralt, now pointing at Ciri: I got one of those, how'd you get yours?
Mando: I was hired to bring him to aforementioned evil dudes, then I raided their base to break him out, yours?
Geralt: I won her at an engagement party through ass-kicking and sarcasm
Single dads without health insurance trying to make it in the gig economy
that shot in jurassic park of the raptor with the gene code projected onto it
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Update:
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WHERE IS MY CINDERFELLA STORY
filthygrandpa
The only way we can help
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I was walking behind a woman for five minutes and she got catcalled three times.
I usually walk everywhere with my headphones on, but I had them in my bag and I was reading a book on my phone instead (I do that when the foot traffic is light). A young Latina was coming down the street as I was coming up the avenue, and when she got to the corner a few paces ahead of me, she turned to walk in the direction I was going. We were traveling at the same speed, but since she was like ten paces ahead and it’s bright outside in the middle of the day, I didn’t feel the need to fall back or slow down to give her more space. At night, I try not to walk too close behind women just so they don’t feel like I’m any sort of threat.
We got to a corner and this dude standing outside of the bodega was like, “Slow down mama where you goin? You don’t have to work today, you can stop and speak.”
She didn’t break her stride. “I’m going to the gym.” The Walk sign was on, so I didn’t break mine either.
A block later, a young guy was coming toward us on the sidewalk riding his bike.
“What’s good shorty?”
She didn’t respond.
“Well you was lookin, you can say something, stuck up bitch.”
We kept walking.
In the middle of the next block, an older man was walking toward us and he put on a friendly smile and said, “Smile young lady, it’s a beautiful day.”
I don’t know if she smiled, but we kept walking. She went into the gym and I kept on toward where I was going thinking about how that was just five minutes of her day. How many other blocks of five minutes are just like that?
Only one of them was truly aggressive. The other two guys seemed nice enough and it felt more like a pleasant compliment. It felt like the kind of thing a guy says who argues with women online about catcalling. “We’re not all bad guys. We can’t even compliment women? We can’t even say something nice?”
No. You really can’t. I was annoyed in that five minutes and I just happened to be walking behind her with no headphones on. Can you imagine those five minutes over and over every day of your life? Nobody wants to be spoken to by strangers day in and day out forever regardless of what they’re saying.
So no. You can’t say anything. The quality of your life has not decreased because you aren’t allowed to say nice things to strange women on the sidewalk, but your silence greatly increases the quality of hers. So just be quiet, and let her go where she’s going.
The quality of your life has not decreased because you aren’t allowed to say nice things to strange women on the sidewalk, but your silence greatly increases the quality of hers. So just be quiet, and let her go where she’s going.
