It’s been like 5 years, but there’s still like 13k of you. BUY SHIB. Thx.
do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities
gaga-made-me-gay
yes
“For The Plot,” I whisper, deleting a rad detail that no longer works as tears fall from my eyes
A good percentage of my friends are Nazis.
That percentage is zero. That’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have.
op change your url this is fucking fantastic
“mood” is basically the equivalent of “amen”
and now I am picturing an entire congregation solemnly intoning “big mood”
“May the Lord be with you.”
“Bitch you too the fuck!”
abilify-deleted-deactivated2017
if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good
homophu
doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?
tockthewatchdog
if you wake up at all then you’re doing good
captainsnoop-deactivated2020041
one time i was at the vet’s office and i overheard two of the vets making fun of a cat for being named soul eater
i don’t want to achieve equality by sinking to men’s level, i want them to get on ours! why should i have to unlearn the conversational art of waiting my turn, unlearn sexual self-restraint, unlearn trust in others’ good intentions, unlearn the impulse to cater to others’ needs, just to have a chance at success among savages? why can’t the men learn some fucking manners so we can all conduct our affairs in a civilized manner? i shouldn’t have to stop saying sorry, you say sorry!
