my hobby is watching people play spy horribly while i’m waiting to respawn like someone watching football on tv
I manually ripped these from the game and made palettes out of them.
It took five hours.
Not a Single eyedrop on any of these mercs pops above a 210 on the value scale, which is scouts highlight:
but I consistently see the mercs in the upper 200s. These are color picks from tf2 art in the tag:
That brown one? is lighter than scouts forehead on the value scale. And it’s Demoman. Most of the TF2 art I have seen and double checked has had their flat colors, no filters or bright lights or anything, jump into the 250s.
I ripped these directly from the game files to insure no interference with lighting or shadows or filters or “artistic interpretations” like every merc having the same pale 247 skin tone in the fucking comics:
Do you see the ripped game files and the diversity of hue, value, and saturation? Do you see how lazy the comic colors are for making everyone the same washed out pink??
Please, stop.
love a son wearing matching outfits with his dad.. what a pair
im brain rotting so hard i had to crate a whole other blog for my tf2 stuffs...
unpopular opinion but i think the majority of the ‘scout cant read’ jokes are straight up not funny and read as a bit ableist. idrc if its canon or not its a little fucked up and encourages the infantalization of him in the fandom.
i lose some years off my lifespan when people ship engineer with scout listen i know scout has daddy issues but engineer is a legitimate father figure. idk. rubs me the wrong way. especially cuz hes married to spy or somethin
to each their own, but i don’t agree with this fully! again i may be biased in my initial post but scout IS still an adult and should be treated like one. he’s almost 30 and his immaturity or whatever doesn’t change that, he’s not a child he’s just the youngest (?). honestly ship whoever you want but to me personally engineer is almost on the same level as spy parent wise to him. idk where i got that from. i might have made it up. but i also can’t really see him with anyone but sniper or demo realistically due to the age gaps and maturity differences so i do get what you mean, but i do still vaguely like other ships even tho i know they’re not realistic/would ever happen
i lose some years off my lifespan when people ship engineer with scout listen i know scout has daddy issues but engineer is a legitimate father figure. idk. rubs me the wrong way. especially cuz hes married to spy or somethin
the fact that spy is able to copy any of his teammates perfectly, including their manner of speech, means that he is in fact perfectly capable of speaking without a french accent but just chooses not to, and every french person i have ever known is like that so hats off to valve for accuracy.
Somebody on the @tf2fansderogatory Discord server had me edit some Sniper comic pages to turn him into a lil' dog guy. I had exactly eleven minutes to do this today, but by golly I was determined.
Please don't look at my blog; I pretend to be smart and funny at the same time, and neither of these things work out. I'm also never actually active, so it might feel like you're looking at the downward spiral of some poor gal's past life. It just isn't worth it.
I'm also the best person in the world, though, so. . . 🥳
tf2 isn't a fighting game
well. what are those guys doing in there
having gay sex (violently)





