My parents: How come you never socialize with the family?
Me: *sits with family*
Me:*gets insulted by entire family*
Name something that makes you more wet than setting boundaries
Whenever you’re about to compromise your $tandards, remind yourself: 🧠
💎 I’m not asking for too much, I’m just asking the wrong person.
💎 I’m not asking for too much, I’m just asking the wrong person.
💎 I’m not asking for too much, I’m just asking the wrong person.
💎 I’m not asking for too much, I’m just asking the wrong person.
💎 I’m not asking for too much, I’m just asking the wrong person.
POV: you’re out of town and come back home (after halloween) and u find out your roommate threw a party and there’s a condom and sparkles from someone’s halloween costume on your bed????
What do you do?
Girllllllll someone had sex in my bed and I was really ready to go to jail bc of it
I’m not as mad about the condom as I am the glitter. You can’t ever get rid of it 😤
arson
