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sam / 19
“Angelyne has everything it takes to become a star, but she has one fatal flaw: she has no sense of humour about herself. Every time she is queried about her past, she claims a “lapse of memory” and says her only heroine is “herself.” When I asked if she identifies with the great Jayne Mansfield, she blasphemed, “Jayne went into the fourth dimension and copied me, and she did a lousy job.” When she said, “I pride myself that I have more sex appeal with my clothes on than most girls have off,” I wondered who would be attracted to this female female-impersonator. “I’ve got no competition” and “I’m very intelligent” were a few more of her other humble remarks. Yes, Angelyne is a budding star and a vital part of the Hollywood community, but she desperately needs a new writer.” 

John Waters dissing pop culture oddity and cult figure Angelyne in his 1983 volume of essays Crackpot: The Obsessions of John Waters. The eternal starlet, kitsch icon and enthusiast of the colour pink (real name: Ronia Tamar Goldberg, born 2 October 1950) turns 70 today. (The billboard diva’s identity was always shrouded in mystery until that explosive Hollywood Reporter exposé in 2017).

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Janeane Garofalo as ‘Paula’ in “The Larry Sanders Show”

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I wish my feelings were black and white like my tassel, like a newspaper, like my favorite kitchen tiles

Me, 6 months out of the year: everything's lookin up baby! I have truly grown as a person and am confident in my decisions and relationships Me, the other 6 months: I will literally never not be fucked up

Here is the deepest secret nobody knows. Here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud And the sky of the sky of a tree called life; Which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide. And this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.

e.e. cummings (via purplebuddhaproject)