My balls in the year 2068

Condom machines off for the royal period of mourning💔💔💔

I’m gonna learn…. 4000 languages and be friends with every human being on earth

me when i’m drunk

EXCLUSIVE: First look at Pixar’s #Toilet

…minnie is what

Carly Rae Jepsen Throws Worst First Pitch of All Time

GAY ICON.

Queen of rejecting American patriarchal pastimes

He's right and he should say it

gouger and gougita

e bugs

There's this local family owned restaurant near me that makes the best fucking chicken tenders I've had in my life and I desperately need to know the recipe in case I move away but its a secret family recipe and I'm this 👌🏽 close to asking if they have a single adult son so I can marry in to the family just for these fucking chicken tenders. Anyway there's a possible fake marriage fanfic plot for you

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