Triangulations
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when u keep spelling a word correctly but microsoft word decides to go full bitch on u and give u the red squiggly
latino? more like latiyes. end racism now
this post is a phantom of my past
people on twitter will say "remember being on tumblr???" and still scour this site in the year 202X for posts to steal verbatim for the clout 😔
you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
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who here knows how to dismantle a security camera
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everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it
even if you hate the kardashians you still want to be a kardashian
Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
Who Wants to be a Millionaire? What a stupid question. Of course I want to be a millionaire. I thought this show would have harder questions.
my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.
