this is so gross
chess is improved by picking two pieces to be star-crossed lovers who cannot bring themselves to kill the other
talking to my infant son like im a youtuber
Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food
nothing any streaming service does will ever beat the sheer joy and beauty and genius that was the special features section on a dvd
i would buy officially licensed tumblr shoelaces staff really missed out on a golden opportunity with their new merch store
tumblr is a site that, by tradition, you do not discuss using in public, let alone plaster on your body. however the subtlety of shoelaces combined with the comedy of the Bit would make that specific item worth it
i saw a version of this meme today that felt very mean so i made my own version :]
being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don't understand why anything is priced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket? why is book the same cost as 2 bag frozen vegetables? nothing makes sense i just wanna steal.
Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '
Your mcm wears timbs in thE SUMMER
HE WORK CONSTRUCTION
i am bone chillingly online..
going to be honest with you. Fuck is not even a swear word. it’s just. a word. he’s like a brother to me
ZENDAYA & TOM HOLLAND — “Spider-Man: No Way Home” Los Angeles Premiere (December 13, 2021)
making art is just like showering………can’t get up and do it, can’t stop when you’ve started. you want to crawl out of your skin if you don’t do it often enough. everything in the world is the exact same
