I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image

Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

I am always saying this to men on the street

Spongebob

thursday evening—post classic pikachu to invoke a blessing

ぐぅぅ...

Zzz...

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eating him

the rule of eating him is whenever you see it you have to say eating him

not my green ass stealing christmas

i cabt stop thinkinh about this pic so beautiful soulful

Grinding SODA DRINK at WORK so I can collect enough PISS POINTS to unlock BATHROOM BONUS and go on my PHONE

who on the train keeps eating ham. who was like i need ham snacks for my amtrak trip. this will be great and not at all make other passengers want to execute me

This MF riding Hamtrak

My shopping cart rn: twizzler nibs, nerds clusters, barkleys cinnamon pastilles, retinol

Eyebrow pencil.

are you adding stuff to my cart

besties i might not be 100% stable

The Chernobyl nuclear reactor before it popped off

all shapes are inherently meaningless. the joints where lines and planes intersect are black holes of significance. a bounded field of infinitely many points wrapping in a 3d space. and we are weaving through the spaces in between.do u understand. we are not the field of points any more than a shark is the ocean. so no "i" didntcrash your car

i love to call things beasts. what isthat? some kind of beast i assume….