no-x-in-nixon
"Your zipper's open."
"It's my lawn."
im never gonna find a website as funny as this one
buttmandumbass
this post just cant be on its own. it needs the accompanying pic “when you’re level 80” that is exactly the same image, but the stick has glowing runes on it and the crabs are purple
Ok, I had nothing better to do with my monday night
thetenk
daclusia
This gets better every time i see it.
has anyone got the version “when you’re level 1 but bought the cosmetic package” and he’s wearing a santa hat and hitting the crabs with a candy cane
indie horror games are like you're in a house.
But watch out!
i love being a historian dating a lesbian librarian and getting texts like this:
Fuck all romance except whatever this is
Free: this Blackberry I just fished out of a creek
You’re standing in the exact location a businessman realized that what’s truly important, is family.
genevawashere-deactivated202107
i love when tinders like “you missed a match” and i just got done xing some military boy like NO i did NOT
genevawashere-deactivated202107
ive lived in this state my entire life and today i found out alabama has its own groundhog day called possum day where they get a possum from the wild and name it sand mountain sam and make it predict the weather
sombysomby
Hey my dudes today is the Super Bowl there’s no better time to reblog this
no-x-in-nixon
I feel extremely blessed that I can’t name a single one of these rantsonas.
iloveeverybee
What-sonas???
I like the dragon’s design
senor-cat
i knew they were bad but that FLOORED me
Isnt the wolf from that video on why we should bring child labor back?
machamp
Which wolf
Wait im wrong
this is the child labor guy
sgtparallaxx
Isnt that blue wolf the one who made “The benefits of incest” video
Oh my god you’re right
me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????
*opening task manager* Who do I need to kill?
And together, they fight evil Do not underestimate them
nerviovago
The floor is lava!
Goats will see a flat surface and ask “Is anyone gonna climb this?” and not even wait for an answer
they cr
they crave that m
