if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy
the Raymond hype is incredibly hilarious because people who know the incredibly huge (and even wholesome at times) discord for animal crossing know that Raymond has always been a special case for everything involving trading for him. in a particular case, he, out of 400+ villagers have a rule catered to him because of the chaos it wroughts to put him up for free
And you can get insta banned for failing even ONE of these steps
he’s for sale on eBay and apparently there’s rumors of faked/hacked Raymonds with inaccurate rooms that can brick your game going for $20, and even listed ones hitting an upwards of $1,000
what even gets me is the last listing here says “amiibo” when there isn’t an amiibo for him
things Raymond has also been on sale for and I’ve seen is:
>400 nook mile tickets. yes. 400. Sometimes 800.
>100 golden crowns (yes, the one that’s 1,000,000+ bells)
>150 MILLION bells, you can’t even carry that on your person. doing the math I’m pretty sure you have to go on and off someone’s island over 20 times
>40 pagodas, many, many, lucky cats
>and again, legitimate money for possibly hacked Raymonds
this one business “sexyman” cat you can get for free in a game supposed to be for wholesome interaction with animals has exposed the hubris of human greed in under 2 months and I am living to watch it down
rolled up to the girl
Toooooooo fuckin smooth
10/10
The execution.
The precision.
Then he made her laugh…
Dudes got game you gotta give him that
I JUST JOINED THIS GROUP ON FACEBOOK
This group is amazing
Here's the questions you need to answer to join and an excerpt from the rules
I just joined this group, are you the fbi agent in my laptop camera one-time-i-dreamt?
MIND
this obliterated every single negative aspect of my entire life wow
this is so pure and stupid lmaooo
Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity
sounds like someone needs to go in the water
IM SORRY BUT UNMUTE









