Cracking open a cold and broken hallelujah
when i realized this was an actual ad and not some top tier shitpost i almost had a fucking stroke
poodelypoo-deactivated20190504
Indisputable proof that Ghost Adventures isn’t scripted
i complemented this guys rainbow jacket the other day bc i thought it was for pride but then he bowed down to me and said “thank you m'lady” and i saw rainbow dash on the hood of his hoodie and im never gonna complement or trust anyone again
pictured: me, freshly 14, visiting italy, full of white wine for the first time, ripping off my neck trying to keep my cool as the performer getting closer and closer to me looked for a volunteer
*random bad thing happens to me* Me: homophobia never sleeps I see…
“im trying my best!!” i say as if my best didnt pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning
just had a dream that I drank 40 litres of vodka, entered a horse race and won.
fleamontpotter
I should specify that I entered not as a jockey but as a horse
were you physically a horse or were you a human entering as a horse? did you have a jockey?
fleamontpotter
i was a human entering as a horse, no jockey, just me running like the fucking wind
14 yr olds running discourse blogs is the new superwholock
beachdeath
wizardmoon
Never thought id miss superwholock and onceler blogs