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✎ shonocondo

this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever

No but get this dude's entire's backstory. When he went to church it was blown up. He was impaled by a crucifix and onlt survived 2 days because he drank the blood of his dead family for 2 days until he was rescued. They called him vamp but not because all of that. Because he was bisexual

Mew!Ichigo on TV : Yeah so we work at a cafe oh and you can call us Tokyo Mew Mew :)

Ichigo : Oh no what if my boyfriend finds out I'm a mew mew :/

Also Ichigo, when transformed in front of her boyfriend : Hello Aoyama-kun ! I'm Mew Ichigo :)

Also Ichigo in civilian form : Oh btw I work at Cafe Mew Mew !

Like, GIRL ??????

The worldbuilding for Madoka Magica is so laughably ridiculous the more I think about it. There’s an entire conspiracy of alien ferrets bolstering human evolution because we are canonically so stupid we could not have done it on our own. Said alien ferrets have learned to harvest human emotions as an energy source to prevent the heat-death of the universe but EXCLUSIVELY target teenage girls because that’s the only demographic that emotes hard enough to do this viably. They also think having emotions is a mental illness. They start poking around the soul of a teenage lesbian and accidentally turn her into Satan and she is now hunting them for sport.

the best thing about Reigen is he's a dangerously charismatic asexual disaster pretending to be the most powerful psychic alive who chain smokes and only has like one adult friend and yet somehow he's the most normal guy in the entire show which actually makes him fucking invincible and he wins almost every fight he's in by roasting his opponent for being a dramatic anti-social loser

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they’re called love handles because. i love the handles. is that anything

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they’re called love handles because i handles them with love