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Mob Psycho 100 Opening - 99 by Mob Choir

Sorry this is off topic again but it seems useful and no one is really talking about this? If your income is affected by coronavirus, because your workplace has shut down, or because you’re sick or caretaking, the government will give you free money (unemployment insurance.) It is yours, you deserve it, the gov just gave $1.5 trillion as a capital injection like it’s no big deal; they could have given every American $4,870 for that amount, so really don’t feel bad about taking what you need. 

[Image: A thin, light-skinned person sitting curled over their knees on a couch, their face buried in their arms]

Just to add: unemployment isn’t free money; it’s your money - you paid into it. You absolutely deserve it when you’re in need, because it was your money to begin with.

Yes this is correct! This is why you pay what you do, for times like these. You wouldn’t purchase a loaf of bread and then say “oh I can live without that bread, just leave it to rot.” IT’S YOURS.

Although there are some additional monies available out there outside of UI.  Romney suggested that all American adults should get a $1,000 check and Trump actually seems pretty on board with getting those out to us ASAP. 

Also, a lot of utilities have discounts for low-income people. You can get Amazon prime for $4.99, and you can use SNAP benefits on Amazon for food, Imperfect Produce had a discount as well.

And losing your insurance because your hours are decreases or you are laid off is considered a qualifying event, so you could possibly get gov’t healthcare.

You deserve these things.

tfw your coworker is such a creep that you’d literally rather be kidnapped by the local supervillain than be around him

i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here

this is still the best ditty.it ever made

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

Some kid in 4019: Hey, look at this weird construction of an ancient civilization. My universal translator says it reads something like “This is not a place of honor.”…? 

Some other kid: Oh yeah I’ve heard of this. It’s a dank meme from the 21st century

First kid: What does it mean?

Second kid: Fuck if I know, let’s go inside.

oh no

Honestly the whole system is doomed to fail there is nothing u can say or do that will prevent humans from looking inside a locked box. Even w people knowing what is inside nuclear containment areas people today would still go inside to look if we werent here actively preventing them. Pandoras box is not a moral tale its just a description of what humanity is like. The only way to stop people from going somewhere u dont want them to is to make it physically impossible for them to get there and thats a lost cause if youre working on a scale of 10s of thousands of years.

Exactly.

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.”

- Terry Pratchett, The Thief of Time

“‘And there’s the sign, Ridcully,’ said the Dean. ‘You *have* read it, I assume. You know? The sign which says “Do not, under any circumstances, open this door”?’

‘Of course I’ve read it, said Ridcully. ‘Why d'yer think I want it opened?’

‘Er… why?’ said the Lecturer in Recent Runes.

‘To see why they wanted it shut, of course.’*

*This exchange contains almost all you need to know about human civilization. At least, those bits of it that are now under the sea, fenced off or still smoking.

–Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, “What happens if I do this?”

-Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

Pterry had a lot to say about humans being Like That. (And for a while he worked as a Press Officer for an electric company that had several nuclear power plants, right after the whole Three Mile Island thing - bringing us full circle to the original post.)

starting a chain post of everyone’s favorite bootleg simpsons stuff because i’m obsessed with it. i encourage you to add on. i’ll go first because this has been haunting me constantly for years

“What’s everyone looking at??”

So, there has been a green cat walking around the streets of Varna, Bulgaria this week. Many believed that it must’ve been the work of some awful vandals and started a Facebook page to find them… However, it was determined the cat turned himself green when he slept in some left over synthetic green paint and licked himself. People have been trying to catch this handsome fellow so they can clean him off but so far, have been unsuccessful. Apparently, this happened last year too so people don’t think it’s poisonous. He and his friend sure don’t seem to mind but hopefully he’ll get his bath soon!

Watch the video HERE

Via BuzzFeed

this is like a tougher version of an enemy you find in an rpg later in the game

beast boys undercover mission has been compromised 

“hey check out how hard i can CRY”

hm, love him

comic sans

Bro I hate texting straight people