your lame wedding ring:

my epic wedding gauntlet:

i rlly enjoy reading all ur little diaries on here i hope u all have a nice life

Reads as something to tell the entire internet seconds before the asteroids hits us

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

Golf is not a sport. It takes no athleticism. It takes more energy to vacuum your apartment than to golf. If your arthritic grandfather can do it then it’s not a sport.

Same thing will pool. If pool is a sport, then playing monopoly is a sport.

Awww. That hurt my feelings. I fuckin love pool. But I also play it intoxicated so there’s that. To back you up I guess.

I love pool too but I also love juggling. I wouldn’t call either a sport.

so what is the threshold for being a sport

There needs to be an aspect of defense and an aspect of athleticism 

why? and does that make war or genocide a sport? an indigenous people running for there lives from invading murderers might require defensive strategies and a bit of athleticism. could you be more specific?

Yes genocide would be on ESPN2 though. Good question thank you. 

Jesus christ it’s been how many years? And you’re still out there posting funny shit. Now that’s a sport

What the HELL is Naruto doing with his arms

no wonder the other guy is goin faster

The guy animating the sword handle repeatedly gave up throughout the scene

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This set makes me both extremely happy and sad

every time i see a cat and they look up at me i’m always like you have no idea…. you think you’re regular huh? think you’re normal? well you’re small and cute and silly. you have no idea

They think they’re like « :| » but really they’re « :3 »

reblog this to join my naruto run team for the 2020 olympics

my brother sent me this and I think he just gets me sometimes

(by ditzyflama on twitter)

One sec im having deviantart ptsd

Absolute shock followed by relief.

okay but like who is he

Okay but for real who is he I want to suck his dick

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

TFW U UNLEASH EDEA’S SPECIAL ATTACK

What would you do? You choose what path your character takes in Episode – download the app now! 

my dad guillermo laying it out

His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving

shit how did I completely miss the point of this part

Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.

إنسانية 🕊️

‏نزعت الخطاف من فم احد القروش وعند مشاهدة القروش الاخرى لذلك صارت القروش تأتي لنفس المكان لنزع الخطاف من فمها علما ان هذه القروش لا تحب ان يلمسها احد.

هذا في البهاما والغواصة ،خلال الـ 15 سنة الماضية ، أزالت 250 خطاف.

“She removed the hook from the mouth of one of the sharks and with other sharks watching, so the sharks come to the same place to to get hooks removed from their mouths. Note [???] In the Bahamas and [???], over the past 15 years, she has removed 250 hooks.”

This is like that “how wonderful, then, to live in a world full of creatures that love to be petted” post. Beautiful.

She is inspirational.  PLEASE REBLOG.  

We MUST take care of wildlife.  

The bar is at the bottom of the Mariana Trench at this point

[me, gently pulling worms from the dirt] and ur evicted and ur evicted and ur e

[me, gently scooping up worms with a stick after a rainstorm] go back to bed go back to bed go bac

[me, gently placing worms in my compost pile] bon appétit bon appétit bon appéti

The duality of man

Noritake cup and saucer simplicity in blue