when it enters the public domain I want a riverdale style reboot of winnie the pooh where they're all baddies and sexy and it's just absurdly different from the source material like. Winnie is the new student at hundred acres high school and gets a crush on the resident nonbinary hottie Christopher Robin. He teams up with tigger (track star and athlete with adhd) and piglet (Instagram influencer who makes those infographic posts) to get his man. This writes itself honestly. Eeyore has a xanny addiction plotline.
smallrat36wagon
LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????
this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible
might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother
Honestly I don’t care if people do it. If they are I just walk away and go somewhere else l. I just can’t stand the smell because I brings back bad memories.
Kind of why I wish people would write some Eddie Munson fics when the reader doesn’t smoke pot, or at least make it a option.
okay
this makes me want to cry. everything about this is difficult
This is my son, Wet
God gives his wettest battles to his most absorbent soldiers
eggcup-deactivated20180129
Hey i’s me. Monkey Overwatch. Hope you all had a lovely summer. Your dad loves you. Your dad loves you so fucking much. please return my texts. Enjoy the burger i sent you in the mail.