DEAD

he’s gonna need a cold one for that burn

i am not trying to clone humans

DEAD

teacher: how are you doing? me: *thinking about how sharks have survived 5 major extinctions that wiped out majority of life on earth* me: yeah

what the actual fuck were these comics

the ocean is homophobic

the ocean is a femme lesbian…show her some respect

THEN SHE NEEDS TO STOP KEEPING ME AWAY FROM MY GF

SHE CAN NEVER SEE HER WIFE, THE MOON, EVER AGAIN SINCE THE EARTH SEPARATED THEM. HAVE SOME SYMPATHY

OK………… VALID…..

what did they do

What they had to do.

the ‘here’s how bernie can still win’ in the top right rly makes this

If money can’t buy happiness, then why are they called Happy Meals at McDonalds?

Sex is great but have you ever fell asleep holding the love of your life?

No thanks for reminding me

all the news about the last Jedi is making me so nervous like what the hell could the big reveal be? what piece of sw lore could still be the biggest reveal in franchise history

Chewbacca could speak Basic this whole time he just likes fucking with people

“homosexuality is extremely rare in orc society” is the fakest statement ive ever heard by a long shot

yeah its fake because orcs dont exist

wrong. i made sweet gay love to an orc last night behind the 711