things I know about brazil:
- jungle
- jesus statue
The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine

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things I know about brazil:
The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine
you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you a) power through and continue brushing b) wash your mouth out c) go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty
tumblr selling tumblr merch is the most sad, desperate thing I have ever seen a website do. God save us all
Thank you to whoever just tipped one of my posts $1. Tumblr and stripe ruthlessly stole $0.33 of it and I ended up with $0.67. I received a text notifying me of this fact. I will report this on my taxes, which will further diminish my profits down to around $0.50. Thank you and God Bless America
Income under $600 doesn't have to be reported.
not true. you have to report all income unless the irs explicitly says it doesn't needs to be reported you're thinking of a requirement that businesses have to send a 1099 form to anyone they paid $600 so that those people/businesses can report that income on their taxes. even if it's under $600, they still have to pay taxes on it; the company just doesn't need to send the 1099 don't you ever EVER post misinformation on officialunitedstates posts ever again
imagine walking back into walmart with a rotten apple and they ask you for your receipt
good afternoon, we're deep into the second day of no delivered groceries from walmart. I continue to tweet regularly while mentioning the word walmart so their customer support has to see my very angry posts about their terrible company. i fear this is not enough. i fear i will run out of reinforcements and supplies
Sorry for the reblog spam, I wanted to have the entire Act I. on my dash
never apologize for rebloging my entire blog
if walmart doesnt deliver the groceries you ordered are you legally allowed to go in and take your groceries and also maybe an extra loaf of bread and leave
I don't know what to say. I am still without groceries. It has been almost a full 12 hours now since they were supposed to arrive from Walmart. Walmart has refused to answer my dms. I cannot slide into them any more. I am hungry. I had soup for lunch and dinner. I am drinking orange powerade for breakfast tomorrow morning. My eyes are wet.
me: starving because walmart didnt bring me the groceries i ordered because "they had dust on them" walmart: shut up!!!!! shut up! do not complain! shut up!!!! me: listen buddy i know where you work
walmart, i will bring the full force and power of my entire blog and its thousands of inactive followers against you. you will rue the day you didnt deliver my groceries
We should bulldoze every Walmart in America and replace them with with customer-support themed golf courses
I think you might be onto something here Craig, but also I think you just need to calm down